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By *abio OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

anything on any subject..... i am sure someone will find it useful.... mudane or serious....

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By *abio OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

me first.... if you are ever travelling to new york, check the prices for newark!, so a lot of parts of new york (manhattan, bronxs and certain parts of queens) its easier, quicker and cheaper to get there from newark than it is JFK...

only if you are staying in certain parts of queens, or brooklyn is it easier to get to from JFK......

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can I use the powers of gravity to make my cock bigger by tying a brick to it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't try to crack nuts with your teeth

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can I use the powers of gravity to make my cock bigger by tying a brick to it?"
wrong thread - that was meant for the advice thread

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By *icplshropsCouple  over a year ago

Rock

If flying long haul, i.e. Australia, book the flight to arrive in the evening, so that you can go straight to bed when you get there. Alternatively, book a stopover en route and see part of the world.

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If your going to drink and drive don’t forget to take the car

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Hate cleaning your oven? My advice to avoid this tiresome task is don't cook.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If in doubt whip it out

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By *ookMan  over a year ago

london

Never eat anything bigger than your head...

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You can clean most things with vinegar, but don't try spraying Windowlene on your chips

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By *ookMan  over a year ago

london

Never sleep with anyone that has hairier legs than you..

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Never eat anything bigger than your head..."

Luckily I have a really big head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't be frightened. Just wallop it as hard as you can.

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By *icplshropsCouple  over a year ago

Rock


"You can clean most things with vinegar, but don't try spraying Windowlene on your chips "

Never ask for vinegar in Australia for your chips (crisps), they’ll give you a strange look. Even for the hot variety.

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If at first you don’t succeed then fuck it give up

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By *ookMan  over a year ago

london

If stranded in a survival situation Condoms can be improvised into a simple water carrier and also perfect for keeping water and mud out of weapons when crossing rivers.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

If you have two children of the same sex, give them names with different initials. When mail arrive addressed using initials instead of first names, nobody can tell who it's for without opening it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know what they say if you fall off your bike.,,,,,,,get some stabilisers you twat

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Never sleep with anyone that has hairier legs than you.."

Damn that's me finished

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always practice safe sex and avoid unwanted pregnancies..... stick it up the ....

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By *arkSuedeMan  over a year ago

London


"Can I use the powers of gravity to make my cock bigger by tying a brick to it?"

This made me cackle loudly! Thank you

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman  over a year ago

kinky land

I'm genuinely researching Tokyo- Hiroshima for 2021 so any recommendations either within Tokyo, or for the chill section, of the trip; either close to Japan or en route back towards Europe, appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you get married. Don't give yourselves a double barrel surname.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm genuinely researching Tokyo- Hiroshima for 2021 so any recommendations either within Tokyo, or for the chill section, of the trip; either close to Japan or en route back towards Europe, appreciated "

Yep that’s random

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a child’s name is unusual, it’s because it is awful.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Never adopt a retarded dwarf. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If she’s dead ugly and has fallen asleep laying on your arm and you don’t want to wake her just cut your arm off and leave

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