Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".
So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"
He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"
He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus
Ever felt like a complete knob?
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
there can sometimes be a fine line while being funny...
the first time you hear it it was funny..... the 15th time you've heard the same joke it probably isn't....
it was probably your 1st and his 15th....... |
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"there can sometimes be a fine line while being funny...
the first time you hear it it was funny..... the 15th time you've heard the same joke it probably isn't....
it was probably your 1st and his 15th......."
That's the whole point, I wasn't trying to be funny, I just wanted to get his attention to get off the bus!
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
Perhaps he was hoping for a slightly different sounding ding ding. Little like "Mr Humphreys" are you being served or Kenneth Williams from "Carry on movies" more D'ing Dddd'ing |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".
So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"
He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"
He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus
Ever felt like a complete knob?
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When my bell on my bike snapped I used to sing a pleasant 'DINGALING!' to pedestrians. Worked nearly everytime.
Wotshisproblem? Pah!
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I was helping my cousin in his tea hut today, serving people.
Family of four places a big order chips etc... then a couple placed a simple order.. the couple got there food first and I could see the family of four look over...
I said to them “I see you have food envy, it’s ok your is on its way, we are awaiting the chips to cook, I get food envy too”
Well the looks I got, I felt like a crazy woman who had spoken a different language! |
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"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".
So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"
He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"
He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus
Ever felt like a complete knob?
"
Oh boo, he sounds like no fun! I would have done exactly the same 
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"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".
So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"
He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"
He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus
Ever felt like a complete knob?
When my bell on my bike snapped I used to sing a pleasant 'DINGALING!' to pedestrians. Worked nearly everytime.
Wotshisproblem? Pah!
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"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".
So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"
He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"
He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus
Ever felt like a complete knob?
"
thats the future of travel auto drivers |
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"I was helping my cousin in his tea hut today, serving people.
Family of four places a big order chips etc... then a couple placed a simple order.. the couple got there food first and I could see the family of four look over...
I said to them “I see you have food envy, it’s ok your is on its way, we are awaiting the chips to cook, I get food envy too”
Well the looks I got, I felt like a crazy woman who had spoken a different language! "
Haha welcome to my world! |
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