"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.
It's a hum dinger tho ........
Fix it. 
My only recommendation is effervescent vitamin C. "
Isn't that a bit late? I don't think cold germs mind vitamins. |
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"Apparently u can buy tissues already infected so u can catch cold when its more convenient "
You are nothing short of a fucking genius. Seriously .....
I could have used those the day before work starts instead of snifflin and whinin' over new year. |
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"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.
It's a hum dinger tho ........
Fix it.
My only recommendation is effervescent vitamin C.
Isn't that a bit late? I don't think cold germs mind vitamins."
They don't, the whole vitamin c thing is a phallacy and you are better off getting lots of rest and hydrating while your body fights off the virus. Analgesics help with the symptoms, why suffer when you can ease the ache and pains? |
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over a year ago
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"A drop of whisky,hot water,a little sugar,and some honey. You’ll feel better straight away!
I'll have a few and then I won't give a shit."
That’s the idea! 
Although it is a tasty drink this time of year too |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"Norse goddess cold cure..
Slice an onion and strap to your third eye
Steam your bottom
Dance on a pile of old lemon rind in the full moon
There
By third eye do you mean arse hole ?"
No
But put some there too for good measure |
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"Thank you Dr. x I will do just that.
Should I bring in the bin that I put out earlier ? Or just leave it for others to fall over ?"
No worries GC, glad I could be of assistance 
Fuck em, let the bastards suffer. |
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" Stay away from dairy and gluten, drink lots of pineapple juice, take paracetamol, sleep and keep warm. Will be fighting fit in no time
Pineapple juice...... okay.....
Go to the shops for me."
Done, left it on your doorstep |
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"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.
It's a hum dinger tho ........
Fix it.
I thought advanced humans were resistant to viruses?  "
We are but you take your eyes off the sneaky bleeders for one moment and Whoosh .... they are straight up your achilles ! |
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"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.
I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.
What ? A grouchy cynic ?
Thanks ! "
she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Not a cold Granny! Not you! You're too young and full of life to have one of those pesky things.
Get a hot man to make you some chicken noodle soup wearing very little. That'll sort you right out. |
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"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.
I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.
What ? A grouchy cynic ?
Thanks ! she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip "
I'm on Fortnums curd on toast..... and tea... it's doing me the power of good. |
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"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.
I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.
What ? A grouchy cynic ?
Thanks ! she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip
I'm on Fortnums curd on toast..... and tea... it's doing me the power of good."
fortnums curd sounds like Allah has been involved avoid it like the plague   |
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"Not a cold Granny! Not you! You're too young and full of life to have one of those pesky things.
Get a hot man to make you some chicken noodle soup wearing very little. That'll sort you right out."
Meli ..... I know. I thought that my acrid disposition and over use of garlic would keep any self respecting virus at bay .... I'm slipping.
oooooooooooooo seriously now ..... Chic Ken Noo odle soup ..... that appeals.
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"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.
I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.
What ? A grouchy cynic ?
Thanks ! "
Not being grouchy, I'm fine. Just really thought vitamin C helped as it helps the body absorb things needed for the body to fight stuff off.
Colds suck. Hope it's fixed soon. |
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"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.
I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.
What ? A grouchy cynic ?
Thanks !
Not being grouchy, I'm fine. Just really thought vitamin C helped as it helps the body absorb things needed for the body to fight stuff off.
Colds suck. Hope it's fixed soon. "
grannies suck too |
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