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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask him to sleep on the sofa next time!
Jo 
Stop chatting shit about my Willy Jo
Ok, I'll leave you to chat shit about your willy instead.
Have a good day
Jo"
Good woman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut a hole in your mattress. Drop your massive cock in it, it will act as an anchor and will stop you rolling over on to it. "
Good idea expensive mattress though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol "
I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol
I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one "
Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway  |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol
I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one
Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol
I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one
Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway "
You'd be surprised |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuck it up your bum.
They ain't no tucking in the morning that's the problem it's as stiff as a board
Tuck it up someone else's bum?"
Is that an offer ? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"Stop sleeping on a door??
Is that also an offer ?
Of what?
Sleep in bed with you of course"
Oh, of course, my door is always open. All offensive weapons must be left at the foot of the stairs. |
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