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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
Thought I would share with you ( three G&T later) my partner caught a Big Barracuda in the states had it stuffed and now is hanging on my wall in the kitchen..What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home  |
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows"
Wow and thats just in your pleasure dungeon... party round yours next I think lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that.
Kevin or Perry ?"
Kevin .... his friends are Perry's at my house .... they rotate, whoever is the mum has the Kevin the rest turn into Perry's. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows"
and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up!
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now  "
Have a look round there is bound to be something that is not normal surly everyone has a strange thing hidden some where? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my daughters a giant african land snail....
slimy little fekker that i'm always tempted to feed to the birds when she goes to her mums...
Good grief, what species is her mother?"
lmao - hadn't noted the typo... but in 20yrs of marriage i never did figure out what species my ex was!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better"
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now |
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better"
Eye sounds good as most woman have a prostetic cock of some form in there hidden draws some where  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now "
Nah only joking! |
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking! "
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? "
I was looking to have a wank in the morning |
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning "
Five more mins and you can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can "
Any point with a prostetic cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can Any point with a prostetic cock"
none at all, so with that in mind why cant i have it?  |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that.
Kevin or Perry ?"
I seem to have one of each! Another teenager to join them next year but she's practicing already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows
and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up!
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I'm sweet really   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can Any point with a prostetic cock
none at all, so with that in mind why cant i have it? "
If I can find it, my good eyes glass to just my favourite colour. I know because my friend told me X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
??? 
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "
ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows
and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up!
I'm sweet really "
dammit... now i'm caught in a dilemma - do i risk life and limb, or stay safely out of arrow range!
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes!
ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol"
All I got is a stuffed fish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "
Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "
Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail... |
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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago
Exeter |
"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail..."
Mail on it's way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though...
???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes!
ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol"
Kitchen is too small for bikes my daily ride is in the hall.
I do wonder what people think when they visit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The tip of our son's finger. Pickled in vodka and kept in the freezer. We also have all his childhood teeth"
Do you think he's trying bit by bit to get away from you?
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