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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont worry its only your growler asserting dominance

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont worry its only your growler asserting dominance "

Omfg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A spooky coochie

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I see it too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see.... yes resembles 'krang' from teenage mutant ninja turtles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I see.... yes resembles 'krang' from teenage mutant ninja turtles"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

I'd have to take a closer look in person...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"Dont worry its only your growler asserting dominance

Omfg "

I’d say it was a devil beaver ... extremely rare and I think they are nearly extinct within my bedroom .. so if I was u, I’d treat it well, give it lots of stroking and plenty of liquid ... and it might wake u in the night, but she won’t bite u, if u give her a little tender finger attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A spooky coochie"

Well that makes it sound quite cute

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

Ohhh dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same "

I don't blame him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I see it too! "

Oh fuck... Should i keep the light on??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I see.... yes resembles 'krang' from teenage mutant ninja turtles"

The resemblance is uncanny.. Was he a goodie or a baddie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I see it lol "

Too late to take them back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'd have to take a closer look in person..."

Specsavers??

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

lol yeah that’s a scary face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very pretty, but yeah I see what you mean x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe it's the ghost of Chistmas past.... this could be like a Larry Flint version of a Christmas Tale...

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Can see the eyes, nose and the lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same "

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male

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By *ecrets4everCouple  over a year ago

X

Once you’ve seen it you can’t un-see it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male "

Does me still wanting to kiss it make me bi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont worry its only your growler asserting dominance

Omfg

I’d say it was a devil beaver ... extremely rare and I think they are nearly extinct within my bedroom .. so if I was u, I’d treat it well, give it lots of stroking and plenty of liquid ... and it might wake u in the night, but she won’t bite u, if u give her a little tender finger attention "

Oh I'm liking the sound of that advice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm so sorry but on looking at the photos I burst out laughing!

I defo see it.

Loving some of the comments on here!

Seems so apt with your username though. I think you should keep them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

lol yeah that’s a scary face "

Do you think they mean me harm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Very pretty, but yeah I see what you mean x"

Freaky right

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By *UNANDNICEMan  over a year ago

Basildon

Nice bum by the way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

Its like the devil face in insidious

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Maybe it's the ghost of Chistmas past.... this could be like a Larry Flint version of a Christmas Tale..."

Wow... Wonder if they'll remember me when they are famous

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can see the eyes, nose and the lips "

No teeth... Phew.. i feel like that is a good sign

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By *r_Jake70Man  over a year ago

London

It’s an owl I think. Does it go in during the daytime?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just remember to pay the exorcist!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s an owl I think. Does it go in during the daytime?"

At least you didn't ask if you've heard it hoot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Once you’ve seen it you can’t un-see it! "

So sorry! Its like the war recruitment poster ... The eyes follow me around the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male

Does me still wanting to kiss it make me bi?"

Depends if you use lip balm

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By *ingdong11Man  over a year ago

emsworth

It looks a bit like keith Flint in firestarter video!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

That is beyond weird, it could almost put a man off his stroke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male

Does me still wanting to kiss it make me bi?

Depends if you use lip balm "

No it smudges my makeup...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm so sorry but on looking at the photos I burst out laughing!

I defo see it.

Loving some of the comments on here!

Seems so apt with your username though. I think you should keep them. "

I've banished them to the washhouse until i know if they are possessed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nice bum by the way "

Lol.. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

That is beyond weird, it could almost put a man off his stroke "

Unless you've got the 'ol blowjob from an Aztec God fantasy most guys have. Well I do anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

Its like the devil face in insidious "

So definitely evil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm so sorry but on looking at the photos I burst out laughing!

I defo see it.

Loving some of the comments on here!

Seems so apt with your username though. I think you should keep them.

I've banished them to the washhouse until i know if they are possessed "

Pics of that too please?

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

lol yeah that’s a scary face

Do you think they mean me harm

"

They don’t look like control pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

Its like the devil face in insidious

So definitely evil "

Defo evil...burn them lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do I have a sudden urge to watch "The Mask"? Weird that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s an owl I think. Does it go in during the daytime?"

An owl... What a hoot

I am laughing my arse off.. Owls feature a lot in my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just remember to pay the exorcist!"

Let me guess.. In kind??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I looked and now I can't stop laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It looks a bit like keith Flint in firestarter video!"

Bleeding nora

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just remember to pay the exorcist!

Let me guess.. In kind?? "

No. Otherwise they'll be repossessed (yes that is my worst joke ever)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

That is beyond weird, it could almost put a man off his stroke "

Well i guess it depends how you feel about MMF??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male

Does me still wanting to kiss it make me bi?

Depends if you use lip balm

No it smudges my makeup... "

So.. No barrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No "

Ahh Mr Gorge, you feeling ok kitten??

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

Christ it's like that thing that appears at the dinner table in Insidious!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its like some kind of Aztec demi god. He looks happy all the same

Well happy is good! I like that you've decided the face in my pants is male

Does me still wanting to kiss it make me bi?

Depends if you use lip balm

No it smudges my makeup...

So.. No barrier "

Just the panties...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

lol yeah that’s a scary face

Do you think they mean me harm

They don’t look like control pants "

Brilliant! LMAO..

Quote of the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

Its like the devil face in insidious

So definitely evil

Defo evil...burn them lol"

At the stake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Christ it's like that thing that appears at the dinner table in Insidious! "

Exactly what i said/thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why do I have a sudden urge to watch "The Mask"? Weird that...."

So they are strangly hyp.not.ic too...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I looked and now I can't stop laughing! "

Maybe i should use them at my next icebreaker??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just remember to pay the exorcist!

Let me guess.. In kind??

No. Otherwise they'll be repossessed (yes that is my worst joke ever)"

Oh man...

Sc.r.ap.ing the bottom now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Christ it's like that thing that appears at the dinner table in Insidious! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth. "

They might bite back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just remember to pay the exorcist!

Let me guess.. In kind??

No. Otherwise they'll be repossessed (yes that is my worst joke ever)

Oh man...

Sc.r.ap.ing the bottom now "

Sorry Couldn't help myself.

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

lol yeah that’s a scary face

Do you think they mean me harm

They don’t look like control pants

Brilliant! LMAO..

Quote of the thread "

I have my lightbulb moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x "

I am defo trying this :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x "

Or don't wash 'em and sell 'em on ebay

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

Or don't wash 'em and sell 'em on ebay "

Very wise!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

I am defo trying this :D"

Do you need my address?

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

They are terrifying!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back "

I'd risk it- for you.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I saw it straight away. They look evil. I would have to throw them away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

Or don't wash 'em and sell 'em on ebay "

Haha.. This is a great idea!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow that is pretty terrifying

What colour is your hair? You could try and grow a tasteful little patch of pubes so it's less noticeable against your skin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

I am defo trying this :D

Do you need my address?"

In true fab style i should set up a Skype

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They are terrifying!"

I can't look anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you. "

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case "

Yes nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha yes! Definitely a trapped spirit needs releasing from your undercrackers.

I recommend shoving some fresh sage down there then dance in the moonlight commanding it to go to the light.

Failing that, wash em and wrap them up and pass on as a Christmas gift x

I am defo trying this :D

Do you need my address?

In true fab style i should set up a Skype "

I've been a good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw it straight away. They look evil. I would have to throw them away."

They are very disconcerting... I might send a photo to the CEO...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They are terrifying!

I can't look anymore "

I can't look away. But then your other pics have the same effect...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wow that is pretty terrifying

What colour is your hair? You could try and grow a tasteful little patch of pubes so it's less noticeable against your skin? "

So truly commit myself... Hmm interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw it straight away. They look evil. I would have to throw them away.

They are very disconcerting... I might send a photo to the CEO... "

Remember before and after pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse. "

Bend over

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By *rallyFixated1Man  over a year ago

tipton

Make a little hole for your clit, it’ll look like he’s poking his tongue out

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over "

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No

Ahh Mr Gorge, you feeling ok kitten?? "

no Hun fuming right not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fact that you find them super comfy proves you're one of those ladies who feels more comfortable with a man's face there. Your body is trying to tell you something. You should embrace it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Make a little hole for your clit, it’ll look like he’s poking his tongue out "

What if it goes wrong and he ends up with a big nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over? "

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here? "

If I rip yours off mine won't be on for long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here?

If I rip yours off mine won't be on for long. "

Good point... Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here?

If I rip yours off mine won't be on for long. "

If I ripped hers off my cock would be hard enough to rip mine off on its own

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here?

If I rip yours off mine won't be on for long.

Good point... Bend over"

And where do you think you're poking that thing?

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By *aveed74Man  over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

I think you might need exercising

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think you might need exercising "

She looks fit enough to me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

I'll rip them off with my teeth.

They might bite back

I'd risk it- for you.

Make sure your tetanus is up to date just in case

Yes nurse.

Bend over

Errrm. Shouldn't it be you bending over?

Ummm... Who is wearing the pants here?

If I rip yours off mine won't be on for long.

If I ripped hers off my cock would be hard enough to rip mine off on its own "

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

You crack me up..

No energy to read all comments. But i hope you put a good spell on them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

You crack me up..

No energy to read all comments. But i hope you put a good spell on them

"

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

You crack me up..

No energy to read all comments. But i hope you put a good spell on them

"

Just us guys. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

You crack me up..

No energy to read all comments. But i hope you put a good spell on them

Just us guys. Lol "

She said sPell not sMell Chunky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised

You crack me up..

No energy to read all comments. But i hope you put a good spell on them

Just us guys. Lol

She said sPell not sMell Chunky "

A good sWell would be better

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Just us guys. Lol

She said sPell not sMell Chunky "

I meant you put a sPell on us guys - dazzled us with you beauty.

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just us guys. Lol

She said sPell not sMell Chunky

I meant you put a sPell on us guys - dazzled us with you beauty.

I'll get me coat. "

Oh smooth!

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

I hate to say this, but as you asked...I'm seeing the predators face with its mask removed

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Just us guys. Lol

She said sPell not sMell Chunky

I meant you put a sPell on us guys - dazzled us with you beauty.

I'll get me coat.

Oh smooth! "

You know it my sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate to say this, but as you asked...I'm seeing the predators face with its mask removed "

The Predator has a mouth like an over used fanny. There is far too much of an opportunity to inadvertantly insult so I will shut up

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I shouldn’t laugh but that is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only now looking at this post properly now I'm sober and I'm literally shitting myself now.

Go to a vicar asap and get baptized

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh that's funny

It's Krampus!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's the Chewbacca from Star wars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see it too.

It kinda looks like the predator without his mask

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

so the general consensus is that they have a face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sell them to a prossie she can call it rent a ghost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"so the general consensus is that they have a face "

Yes and no. It looks like a face but in all honesty any face located there should be a very happy face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i see a gorilla and sorry to point it out and get this topic started

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok forummers...got some new undies in the sales, they are super comfy ... But looking closer at them, i can see an evil face and they are freaking me out

I'm frightened to turn the light out.. Feel like I'm gonna wake up and find them staring back at me

Pics in my gallery (23 Dec x 2).. Is it possible to get pants exorcised "

i can exercise you in them, does that count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love them! Guardian of your gates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can see the eyes, nose and the lips

No teeth... Phew.. i feel like that is a good sign"

Teeth highly unlikely... look at the stat of its gums!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"so the general consensus is that they have a face "

Fucking burn them you're possessed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"so the general consensus is that they have a face

Fucking burn them you're possessed"

No. Technically she possesses them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love them! Guardian of your gates "

Oh i like this .. Guardian of the gates!

"can't get in without ID mate innit"

Oooo or "flash your badge mate"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can see the eyes, nose and the lips

No teeth... Phew.. i feel like that is a good sign

Teeth highly unlikely... look at the stat of its gums! "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

A malevolent minge...... ooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reminds me of a Voodoo Mask for the Minge

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"A malevolent minge...... ooooooh"

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By *cotsboyMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Feel free to send them to me and I’ll cleanse them

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Can see the eyes, nose and the lips

No teeth... Phew.. i feel like that is a good sign"

Gummy

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh! That's actually quite spooky!!

Hope your foof isn't bewitched

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love them! Guardian of your gates

Oh i like this .. Guardian of the gates!

"can't get in without ID mate innit"

Oooo or "flash your badge mate" "

At one stage I had hopes of getting in but now that you've gone and hired security.....

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