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Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off? |
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over a year ago
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?"
feet really or inebriation    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The expectation that you should put out and shag just because you've had a few conversations..
If it's not right, don't have any quarms about calling a halt, especially if you are a sub... don't feel pressured
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"The expectation that you should put out and shag just because you've had a few conversations..
If it's not right, don't have any quarms about calling a halt, especially if you are a sub... don't feel pressured
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What you mean it's not my turn after we have talked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!
Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.
Get the fuck outta here, dude  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Status such as "Horny as fuck!" or "Need my balls drained" is a massive turn off.
“Horny as fuck” makes no sense haha"
It's pretty much every second status update I see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women that swear so much. I'm not looking for prim and proper but I dont want a trucker with tits either.
Fucksake "
Can you belive this shit? What the actual fuck?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go 
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet "
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye |
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye"
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny "
Now Im dripping  |
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny
Now Im dripping "
It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny
Now Im dripping
It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs "
You said betwixt, now I am bewitched (it doesn't take much) |
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny
Now Im dripping
It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs
You said betwixt, now I am bewitched (it doesn't take much) "
Score. Hurry up with the pasties my balls are turning blue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.
Fuckoff."
How about .... sensational Jessie as you make me want to travel!!! Makes a run to the penny jar as Christmas has burned him out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..
There ya go
Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost
Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet
Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye
Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone
When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny
Now Im dripping
It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs
You said betwixt, now I am bewitched (it doesn't take much)
Score. Hurry up with the pasties my balls are turning blue. "
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""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"
Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me "
A series of incorrect clues maybe lol |
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over a year ago
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""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"
Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me "
Now this is why I shall stay on fab!! |
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""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"
Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me
Now this is why I shall stay on fab!! "
To play hide and seek?? Not a common reason, but each to their own  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Sex talk with anyone I haven't met full stop. Bores me if someone can't find anything interesting to talk about.
We have heard it all a thousand times before....."
But, but, but I'm great at motorboating.
How's that for sexy talk? |
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over a year ago
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""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"
Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it. "
Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above and....
Can I get you pregnant?
And earlier today...
Would you fist me and use me as a toilet
Based on this thread I'm now wondering why I'm even on here!! |
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"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it.
Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.
P"
I reckon they should add your words to the dictionary, you crack me up |
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"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it.
Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.
P
I reckon they should add your words to the dictionary, you crack me up "
I think they should too, I deserve recognition for my service to society
and a big bell end hat, I'd look mint in one of those
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?"
I am sure their mothers did not teach them to say that..it is turn off for me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?"
the latest one is that your mattress protector will not keep your bed dry ...  |
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?
the latest one is that your mattress protector will not keep your bed dry ... "
Oh dear me..who couldn't resist such sexy talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?feet really or inebriation "
what about feet?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!
Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.
Thats a turn off for me,
What turns you off?"
when he turns up scruffy and stinks of BO and leans to kiss me with garlic breath
I gag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. |
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"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "
I love a bit of cauliflower cheese |
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"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "
The devil's phlegm!
So peas are the devil's snot then? |
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"Women that call you daddy, I really dont like that
That's a massive thing right now and i think a lot of men are getting very squicked out over it. "
I think often women think calling daddy etc is what guys want to hear but don't really care for it themselves and equally many guys think its what women want to hear and neither are actually turned on by daddy/baby talk lol |
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"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.
Fuckoff."
A woman that's interested often starts using hun early on but I see why a woman would find it pushy and presumptuous. So what does a guy do? Wait for the lady to use a pet name first? |
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"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard
Well do I
I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?
Putty is soft
Until its handled and then it goes hard. "
Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape |
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"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard
Well do I
I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?
Putty is soft
Until its handled and then it goes hard.
Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape "
Then thrown in the kiln?? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard
Well do I
I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?
Putty is soft
Until its handled and then it goes hard.
Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape "
I'm all ready for your touch. |
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When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."
I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?
I imagine it's because they think you might find it in us. Well if your not going to bother asking what we're looking for, let alone going to attempt to tell you can offer something we are looking for, this conversation is only going to go downhill. |
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over a year ago
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"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.
Fuckoff.
Yep, this really pisses me off. "
Me too. Plus cheeky or trouble. I may be those things but you don’t know me. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer! |
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"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!"
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol"
I don't think he actually meant anything other than a slurry pit because he mentioned some other weird tasks like sweeping the garden or eating something gross. That said. It wasn't a great offer in any aspect. |
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"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol"
I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure |
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"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol
I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure"
Well I stand corrected then! |
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"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol
I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure
Well I stand corrected then! "
no worries...lol |
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"I love curvy women". = excuse me, I've just lost a stone and a half, feeling really good about it. Thanks numpty for making me feel fat.
"I'll give you the best sex you've ever had" = doubt that very much.
"I'll make you squirt" = never have in 47 years, won't start now.
"I can do oral for hours" = I'm board before even finishing reading the sentance.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“VWE only / must have x inch cock”
OK, whilst I magically grow it to your expectations that fit a low single digit percentage of the male population, you magically turn yourself into Jessica Alba.  |
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"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard
and today's special prize....
I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.
I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!
Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable
People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol
I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure
Well I stand corrected then! "
Lol |
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over a year ago
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People who assume becuase I dress up in womens underwear and have sex with men and women that I must be a sissy!
I am a northern rugby player ffs! I just like having sex in womens underwear lol |
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over a year ago
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"Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!
Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.
Get the fuck outta here, dude "
Also translates to; "I know slim women are all up themselves, because I've machine gun messaged the lot within a 50 mile radius and none of those hundreds I've messaged are interested in me whatsoever. Bearing this in mind, I'm having to message the bigger ladies as my balls 'need draining' so bad..."
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"When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."
I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?
I imagine it's because they think you might find it in us. Well if your not going to bother asking what we're looking for, let alone going to attempt to tell you can offer something we are looking for, this conversation is only going to go downhill. "
Interesting viewpoint. One of the most common "rules" I see on womens' profiles is "don't ask what I'm looking for". Admittedly, that's often because their profile includes that information and to do so would be evidence of not reading their bio. In other cases though the sarky follow up is "I'm on this site aren't I? What do you think I'm looking for?".
I sometimes include "I'm looking for..." in a message, because it seems a reasonable way of possibly piquing an interest, or alternatively allowing the recipient to discount me and move on. |
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"When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."
I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?
I imagine it's because they think you might find it in us. Well if your not going to bother asking what we're looking for, let alone going to attempt to tell you can offer something we are looking for, this conversation is only going to go downhill.
Interesting viewpoint. One of the most common "rules" I see on womens' profiles is "don't ask what I'm looking for". Admittedly, that's often because their profile includes that information and to do so would be evidence of not reading their bio. In other cases though the sarky follow up is "I'm on this site aren't I? What do you think I'm looking for?".
I sometimes include "I'm looking for..." in a message, because it seems a reasonable way of possibly piquing an interest, or alternatively allowing the recipient to discount me and move on."
Also the what are you into/looking for just leads to sex chat. That’s why when blokes ask me I say knitting patterns |
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I love Fab, but my biggest turn off by far is the feeling of constantly walking on eggshells for fear of breaking one of the many "rules" imposed by women! I think the combination of obnoxious, crude and pushy guys, and the ratio of the sexes on this and other sites encourages women to adopt a persona quite unlike women I meet in real life. Although I understand the reasons for it, I do find it colouring my view of women as a whole. At the risk of sounding like the biggest wuss going, the sheer nastiness of it all has started to become depressing.
Even as a naive teenager I quickly learnt that women needed to be treated as individuals and there was no "one size fits all" approach to, to use an old-fashioned word, seduction. Whilst there a few obvious and almost universal golden "dos and don'ts", one women's "cute" or "phwoar" will be another's "bleugh". I sometimes feel that women on Fab don't appreciate that and on occasion profess to talk on behalf of their entire gender. Often the reason guys say or do something is because that approach found favour in the past, and while erring on the side of caution is always best, a degree of experimentation is necessary if relationships of whatever duration are going to go anywhere.
Sorry, think I've gone off on a bit of a tangent there. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "
I have been offered many things on Fabs, but cauliflower has never been one of them.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Major turnoffs:
We get a lot of messages from both ladies and couples (I've blocked males now) saying:
"Hi"
"Wanna fuck now?"
"How are you doing?"
So really, it's not just the single guys. And yes, it's a turnoff, as we have enough on our profile to send an interesting message and start a conversation.
But the BIGGEST turnoff yet, is all the ladies that will put on their profile that they want a face pic or our message will get deleted. When they have a single body picture on their profile.
Ermm....no thanks. I think I'll pass.
xx Niki
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!
Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.
Get the fuck outta here, dude "
don't understand this I find a bbw attractive dose that mean I want to pity fuck them hell no I want to be with them coz I like that person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The I really like mature women..
Eh I'm only 36....
Heavy cummers...
Graphic copy and paste messages.. Just why
I want to destroy your pussy.... Really you think that is a turn on?
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over a year ago
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"People who assume becuase I dress up in womens underwear and have sex with men and women that I must be a sissy!
I am a northern rugby player ffs! I just like having sex in womens underwear lol"
you're a sissy admit it |
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