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Don't bother messaging me.
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"But you do make exceedingly good cakes!" Yep | |||
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"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league. "Same. Only much fatter and uglier | |||
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"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league. "It is a lot less bother with a hover | |||
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"Is this an attempt at reverse psychology? " I took it at face value | |||
"Message me, i’m easy "If only you stopped hiding your bloody profile. | |||
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"Is this an attempt at reverse psychology? I took it at face value "Oh you don't want to see my face | |||
"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league. "I'll never message you again! | |||
"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league. "Do you want blocking too, or just happy not to be messaged... | |||
"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league.
I'll never message you again!"Bitch! | |||
"I'm a shit shag and not even close to being in your league.
Do you want blocking too, or just happy not to be messaged... "Please don't | |||
"Message me, i’m easy
If only you stopped hiding your bloody profile. "i’ll sort that out later | |||
"Message me, i’m easy
If only you stopped hiding your bloody profile.
i’ll sort that out later "Fancy a snog  | |||
"Is this an attempt at reverse psychology? I took it at face value
Oh you don't want to see my face "Back at you. I look like the grim reaper's passport photo. | |||
"Is this an attempt at reverse psychology? I took it at face value
Oh you don't want to see my face
Back at you. I look like the grim reaper's passport photo. "I don't have a passport they won't issue me one. | |||
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"I messaged you "You have to break the rules don't you  | |||
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"I shant you don't send me flowers anymore "I got fed up of you eating them | |||
"I shant you don't send me flowers anymore "Don't be bitter | |||
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"I think I last messaged you in 2017. I won't be doing that again! " Took him 2 years to read all 25 chapters  | |||
"I think I last messaged you in 2017. I won't be doing that again! Took him 2 years to read all 25 chapters "I have a lot of words eager to escape to the permanence of the interweb. I won't be messaging you either. | |||
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"I think I last messaged you in 2017. I won't be doing that again! Took him 2 years to read all 25 chapters
I have a lot of words eager to escape to the permanence of the interweb.
I won't be messaging you either. "Good, don't, cos I won't reply or fab any of your photos of tell you how hot I think you are  | |||
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