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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning fucknuggets!
You may have heard about the upcoming long-overdue and eagerly anticipated sequel to the Rap Battle between Princess Peach and Piece of Cake (now Prince of Fabrabah) of yesteryear....It's been well shamelessly self-publicised and has drawn the eager attentions of tens of forumites!
Well here's the rub. As you know I hardly post on the Princess Peach profile now as myself and B are far too busy gazing sickeningly into each others eyes and posting on this couples account of ours left right and centre. We wanna be together innit?
However this means that the dearly beloved Prince will be battling against two of us at once and whilst we had the good grace to accept this, "His Highness" has a bee in his crown shaped bonnet at the prospect for some unfathomable reason?
So this is where you come in. He is casting his royal net far and wide to the four corners of the entirely made up land of Fabrabah, and seeking an ally, a conspirator to battle with him and lend their verbal dexterity (or someone who knows what words that rhyme sound like at least) to take on the might of ED and I have it on good authority that the chosen one from you hopefuls will receive off him the Princely Reward of one damn good scuttling in the back seat of his motor (unless it's a bloke of course in which case it will probably be a pint) and something worth far more than either of these, his eternal gratitude which in my opinion is something he hands out very rarely!
Perhaps even more than this you will go down in Forum folklore and will be part of a thread that is surely a shoo-in for 2020 thread of the year (hint)? And what on this earth can be more rewarding than that?
Can all who think they're up for the task submit a short verse that rhymes to show they get the gist, on the subject of why they'd be pretty mint to face off in what is to be undoubtably the Rap Battle of the millennium...
Ta.
P & B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll throw my hat in the ring
As a wannabe rap king
I'm not above the Prince
It's just a name thing.
I'll not be under him either
In the back of his car
I'm more fond of the beaver
Don't want the princes nectar.
Now I would like his respect
And that of the forum
So please take a minute to reflect
On my rappers decorum.
Peace   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll throw my hat in the ring
As a wannabe rap king
I'm not above the Prince
It's just a name thing.
I'll not be under him either
In the back of his car
I'm more fond of the beaver
Don't want the princes nectar.
Now I would like his respect
And that of the forum
So please take a minute to reflect
On my rappers decorum.
Peace "
Yaaaaaay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll throw my hat in the ring
As a wannabe rap king
I'm not above the Prince
It's just a name thing.
I'll not be under him either
In the back of his car
I'm more fond of the beaver
Don't want the princes nectar.
Now I would like his respect
And that of the forum
So please take a minute to reflect
On my rappers decorum.
Peace "
Aaaaaaand it's a strong start from the man with his Zipper tugged firmly down in defiance, laying his spitting credentials down for all to see!
Does anyone care to challenge him for the right to be the Prince's Right hand Man/Woman in Righteousness?
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prove my place? (No)
Take my place (uh)
I don't prove my face fits this place (brapbrap)
Sit on my throne
Chatting fab in my phone
Wait for this Prince to start his drone.. (Bruuuh)
He ain't fighting anymore.....
Prince get your arse back through this door.....
Peach x |
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Princess Peach and Piece of cake
What an epic duo they did make
But then handsome Bliss did appear
And now the Caker is full of fear
He's running scared & needs a chum
To help him fight the battle to come
Oh worry not dear Fabrabah
I've got your back, we'll raise the bar
On rhymes & lines, and witty ditties
I doubt we'll lose, but if we do, you can console yourself with my pretty titties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So the prince needs an allie? For what?
We all know you will destroy him,he doesnt have a shot.
I'll give it a go,i'll try to amuse
I've already had his cock , so i've got nothing to lose
So whats the rules? The aim of the game?
Because I can't promise , what I write will be tame.
Will I blocked or banned from the site
Not that I care,I just want to play right
Tbh I don't think I can join forces with Prince
His jokes are so shit,they even make ME wince |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And the talent is coming in thick and fast now, three magnificent specimens of womanhood throwing their delectable gauntlets down, bringing fine backsides, charming bosoms and come to bed eyes to supplement their lyrical dexterity in charming the Prince....
His Highness really does have his work cut out here! 
B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Apologies for the Prince's absence, he's been lumbered with urgent royal duties to attend to (He got his new motor today and I'm sure he's testing the comfort of the back seat as we speak with the winner in mind...Unless it's ZD of course! )
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apologies for the Prince's absence, he's been lumbered with urgent royal duties to attend to (He got his new motor today and I'm sure he's testing the comfort of the back seat as we speak with the winner in mind...Unless it's ZD of course! )
B"
He'll be on them back seats on his own if it's me lol but then as hes the prince he'll be wanting chauffeured about so works the very best |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Princess Peach and Piece of cake
What an epic duo they did make
But then handsome Bliss did appear
And now the Caker is full of fear
He's running scared & needs a chum
To help him fight the battle to come
Oh worry not dear Fabrabah
I've got your back, we'll raise the bar
On rhymes & lines, and witty ditties
I doubt we'll lose, but if we do, you can console yourself with my pretty titties "
Brilliant, Bird!
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz"
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend 
Haha as if, that's more of a reward  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle"
We set you up with the reality of choosing a fine honey of your choice to adorn the back seat of your spanking motor (or at the very least ZD to chauffeur you about whilst you get it on in the back) and you get cold feet Fabrabrabrabrabrah?
Hells bells we must be good....
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
We set you up with the reality of choosing a fine honey of your choice to adorn the back seat of your spanking motor (or at the very least ZD to chauffeur you about whilst you get it on in the back) and you get cold feet Fabrabrabrabrabrah?
Hells bells we must be good....
B"
You clearly haven't seen the lack of space in the back of my car |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward "
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B"
Get my dick wet init |
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B
Get my dick wet init"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B
Get my dick wet init
watches queue form for Prince Charming... "
I've figured out his game.
He knows full well he's going to get taken to church in this battle, so if he manages to somehow dissuade everyone from wanting to pair off with him then he can shrug and say "Well, I tried, but the people of Fab weren't up for it..."
I've got his number.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B
Get my dick wet init
watches queue form for Prince Charming...
I've figured out his game.
He knows full well he's going to get taken to church in this battle, so if he manages to somehow dissuade everyone from wanting to pair off with him then he can shrug and say "Well, I tried, but the people of Fab weren't up for it..."
I've got his number.
B"
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"I think I'd like to see a exquisite deviance vs peachfuzz rap battle
Hmmmmmm (strokey beard thinking emoji)
Fuzz
The forfeit will be, I get the losing teams female for the weekend
Haha as if, that's more of a reward
A reward for you for fannying out? Where's the logic in that?
B
Get my dick wet init
watches queue form for Prince Charming...
I've figured out his game.
He knows full well he's going to get taken to church in this battle, so if he manages to somehow dissuade everyone from wanting to pair off with him then he can shrug and say "Well, I tried, but the people of Fab weren't up for it..."
I've got his number.
B"
Yeah he’s running scared already I reckon..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And as if to prove otherwise I have it on Good Authority (IE; P's) that as if to prove this theory unfounded, Mr Fabrabrabrabrah wishes to battle ED upon his Todd?
We'll put his merely temporary cowardice down to a period of his absolute fixation with his new motor, at the expense of all else...
B |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The eagerly anticipated battle WILL however be getting shoved back to around the 20th Feb as the Prince will need a lot of time to pre-write his material.
This will give him around 9 days to write each verse, which will probably work out at about an hour to think of each word on average, which equates to his standard speed of thought on such matters.
I'd probably write a book in that time which would be counter-productive, so it's probably best I don't think of anything till the night itself.
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