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over a year ago
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"I was up a couple of times but now I'm home
Well good morning
I bet
Let me guess, no 314 "
Good morning my proxy feeder
Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today.
Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill
Ooo what is Kestrels?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was up a couple of times but now I'm home
Well good morning
I bet
Let me guess, no 314 "
Good morning my proxy feeder
Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today.
Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill
Ooo what is Kestrels?? "
It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up a couple of times but now I'm home
Well good morning
I bet
Let me guess, no 314 "
Good morning my proxy feeder
Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today.
Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill
Ooo what is Kestrels??
It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead..... "
Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause!
You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was up a couple of times but now I'm home
Well good morning
I bet
Let me guess, no 314 "
Good morning my proxy feeder
Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today.
Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill
Ooo what is Kestrels??
It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead.....
Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause!
You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes "
You are welcome any time! We would be very honoured  You aren't a million miles away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x"
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was up a couple of times but now I'm home
Well good morning
I bet
Let me guess, no 314 "
Good morning my proxy feeder
Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today.
Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill
Ooo what is Kestrels??
It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead.....
Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause!
You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes
You are welcome any time! We would be very honoured You aren't a million miles away "
Ahh thanks.. One day i will take you up on that xxxx (i may be a wee bit further than my profile says )
I am envious of your Swedish plans |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge..."
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I broke the last one... 
I forgive you.. My cup runneth over 
It's ok I'll help you clean up the mess  "
Hehe, thanks... Must get some new tena ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream "
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... "
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning everyone 
Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day"
Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty 
Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning all, you bother Jim because you care...
Morning!
We all love Jim, he is genuinely the most welcoming person in fabland  "
Your very welcoming yourself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way "
Never underestimate the power of hunger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good morning everyone
Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day
Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty
Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though "
Ahh that sounds really delightful!!
Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society
..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good morning all, you bother Jim because you care...
Morning!
We all love Jim, he is genuinely the most welcoming person in fabland
Your very welcoming yourself lol "
Ahh thanks xxx i have my moments |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning everyone
Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day
Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty
Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though
Ahh that sounds really delightful!!
Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society
..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again "
I’m forever getting those confused.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone
Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day
Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty
Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though
Ahh that sounds really delightful!!
Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society
..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again
I’m forever getting those confused.... "
Oh the dilemmas us girls have .. Drink or suck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! "
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.  "
Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff "
funny x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger "
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with"
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast "
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x "
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up"
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! "
didn't mean to send that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself...."
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response "
You could just poach one from a jokes site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! "
Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion
I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring.
Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site."
You are making me boil now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!!
Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion
I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring.
Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. "
Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison?? |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? "
They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!
Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x
Here we go.... eyeing the fridge...
Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream
Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please....
Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way
Never underestimate the power of hunger
I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with
Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now "
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!!
Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion
I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring.
Gonna have a drink to numb the pain.
Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison??"
Choice of vodka on the rocks or Jamaican white rum. Gonna go for the latter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into??
They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt "
Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid..."
Oh that was eggsellent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed!
Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x
It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!!
Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion
I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring.
Gonna have a drink to numb the pain.
Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison??
Choice of vodka on the rocks or Jamaican white rum. Gonna go for the latter. "
Nice xx |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Hey Ace!
How are you my friend? "
Got a big smile on my face. Two orgies in two nights! I feel like a sex fiend. Hopefully Kestrels is quiet tomorrow.....
How are you doing? |
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid...
Oh that was eggsellent"
I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one. |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into??
They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt
Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting "
The bass player is from Long Eaton, a couple of them are from Radford, so not too far away from you I would presume |
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid...
Oh that was eggsellent
I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one."
Look on the sunny side |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into??
They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt
Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting
The bass player is from Long Eaton, a couple of them are from Radford, so not too far away from you I would presume "
You would presume, wouldn't you |
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid...
Oh that was eggsellent
I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one.
Look on the sunny side "
I'm more easy over here. |
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype
Wow, thanks
How do women manage to turn these invitations down?"
It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check
Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? |
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype
Wow, thanks
How do women manage to turn these invitations down?
It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check
Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? "
Thanks but I've had enough excitement for one night. I never put all my eggs in one basket. I'll leave the smooth talkers to you... |
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid...
Oh that was eggsellent
I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one.
Look on the sunny side
I'm more easy over here."
So i heard |
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype
Wow, thanks
How do women manage to turn these invitations down?
It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check
Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? "
i will crack the yolks |
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub.
Hey Ace!
How are you my friend?
Got a big smile on my face. Two orgies in two nights! I feel like a sex fiend. Hopefully Kestrels is quiet tomorrow.....
How are you doing?"
Blimey, 2 in 2 nights is making me feel worn out without even being there
I'm feeling a bit cream crackered now, so it won't be long before I'm having a close inspection of the back of my eyelids |
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Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast
Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up
You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself....
I feel like I'm scrambling for a response
You could just poach one from a jokes site.
You are making me boil now
Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid...
Oh that was eggsellent
I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one.
Look on the sunny side
I'm more easy over here.
So i heard "
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"Might have to chicken out.
I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke
Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one."
Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x"
Haha.. Here all night folks
Err sorry about that... Good morning!
You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha |
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x
Haha.. Here all night folks
Err sorry about that... Good morning!
You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha "
What kind of crisis? An egistential one? |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x
Haha.. Here all night folks
Err sorry about that... Good morning!
You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha "
Oh I would’ve mind ‘sorting out’ midnight’s crisis |
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"Might have to chicken out.
I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke
Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one.
Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers... "
I dont judge. I'm giving you free range to express your opinion. |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x
Haha.. Here all night folks
Err sorry about that... Good morning!
You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha
Oh I would’ve mind ‘sorting out’ midnight’s crisis "
*wouldn’t
(Bleary eyed!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Morning Mr Latex.. Care to share.? My imagination is working overtime with the possibilities
Morning Ms Blackmidnight, the full details might get me a forum ban, but there was a rubber hood and nipple clamps involved. "
Oh my
And on a scale of 1 to 10,the pain was... Delicious?? |
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"Might have to chicken out.
I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke
Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one.
Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers...
I dont judge. I'm giving you free range to express your opinion. "
That's lovely because sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.. |
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"Pain from accident woth foot keeping me awake. X ray was OK, taking ibrufen but still aching  "
Morning.. What the heck did you do! Hope you are Ok xx |
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"All white, enough of the egg puns, or I'll force you all to watch endless repeats of the 80 's sitcom Shelly "
I tried to stop but this lot kept egging me on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is
**off for a quick google***"
Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All white, enough of the egg puns, or I'll force you all to watch endless repeats of the 80 's sitcom Shelly "
Wot iz Shelly.. I iz too young to know innit |
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is
**off for a quick google***
Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena... "
Interesting...very interesting...
Every day is a school day. I've learned something new today. |
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is
**off for a quick google***
Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena...
Interesting...very interesting...
Every day is a school day. I've learned something new today. "
I learn something new every day in fab... More importantly I've learned to resist googling when someone says 'dont google x, y, z' |
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet 
Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing
Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out "
Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people |
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Ok nightsters, i see the day crew are in, so gonna bid you good night...
It's been emotional y'all, thank you for keeping me company, hope I've entertained you
Signing off, over & out you kinky fuckers
Midnight xxxx |
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet
Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing
Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out
Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people "
Ideally in various states of undress I would imagine/hope |
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"Ok nightsters, i see the day crew are in, so gonna bid you good night...
It's been emotional y'all, thank you for keeping me company, hope I've entertained you
Signing off, over & out you kinky fuckers
Midnight xxxx"
Good night young lady.
One guest still standing then I can finally hit the hay too x |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet
Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing
Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out
Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people "
They can be, OP4F is quite a small venue so feels very intimate, and everyone is always friendly and welcoming, did I mention sexy? Lots of incredibly sexy people - everyone should try a club at least once; just choose carefully |
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