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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just done serious damage to a Victoria sandwich cake, got crumbs everywhere... 
Bad Minnie!
What can't you be trusted with?  "
You if you was nearer  |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
The South Near That London |
"Any food. I refuse to go out to eat if I can help it because I will ALWAYS end up with it on my top x"
That’s because you women have an inbuilt shelf for such things, and cleavage makes a fantastic drinks holder  |
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"Any food. I refuse to go out to eat if I can help it because I will ALWAYS end up with it on my top x
That’s because you women have an inbuilt shelf for such things, and cleavage makes a fantastic drinks holder "
Handy for storage but not so good if I have wet food in drips down the front of my top x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the 6 pack of crisps that I've just hidden in my stomach 
I tried to message but I'm out of your age range, where did you get those long dresses from?  "
lm not in your age range either
lowered my age for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the 6 pack of crisps that I've just hidden in my stomach yes yes crisps every time salt and shake but dont add the salt mmmmmm also hows tina turner lol x"
not seen TT for a while now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any food. I refuse to go out to eat if I can help it because I will ALWAYS end up with it on my top x
That’s because you women have an inbuilt shelf for such things, and cleavage makes a fantastic drinks holder
Handy for storage but not so good if I have wet food in drips down the front of my top x "
Can always save that bit for later  |
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I have been cat sitting and earlier on I couldn't find pussy. I searched high and low and back again. I told my son, I've lost your cat, it must have got out.
Low and behold a Christmas miracle, bloody cat trotted down the stairs. I reckon she did it on purpose! |
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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago
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"I have been cat sitting and earlier on I couldn't find pussy. I searched high and low and back again. I told my son, I've lost your cat, it must have got out.
Low and behold a Christmas miracle, bloody cat trotted down the stairs. I reckon she did it on purpose! "
i’m always searching for a pussy |
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"I have been cat sitting and earlier on I couldn't find pussy. I searched high and low and back again. I told my son, I've lost your cat, it must have got out.
Low and behold a Christmas miracle, bloody cat trotted down the stairs. I reckon she did it on purpose! i’m always searching for a pussy "
Can have my pussy if you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been cat sitting and earlier on I couldn't find pussy. I searched high and low and back again. I told my son, I've lost your cat, it must have got out.
Low and behold a Christmas miracle, bloody cat trotted down the stairs. I reckon she did it on purpose! i’m always searching for a pussy
Can have my pussy if you like "
Can I have your whole body |
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