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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me. 
So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?  "
Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.
Or you get a biscuit every time you're horny!"
That's a lot of biscuits. I might just nip to the kitchen and get some Stollen (I don't think I have any biscuits).
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"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.
So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?
Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.
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Imagine doing both? Food and fucking 
That could be a very pleasant evening  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.
So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?
Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.
Imagine doing both? Food and fucking
That could be a very pleasant evening "
Back at the start, before Lickety was born, I used to feed the men slaking my horny thirst. Only one ever fed me.
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"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.
So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?
Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.
Imagine doing both? Food and fucking
That could be a very pleasant evening
Back at the start, before Lickety was born, I used to feed the men slaking my horny thirst. Only one ever fed me.
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Not even cake? I need that to distract from my hideous appearance |
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over a year ago
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"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me. "
I read this and just spat out my gin!!! Too funny.
I’d rather have cake than sex unless it’s kinky sex |
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