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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A patient is recovering after his anus swallowed a bottle while he was trying to relieve an itch.
The man, 60, who is not being identified, insists that he was trying to scratch his anus when the cologne bottle was gobbled up inside him.
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"I'm sure they did believe him. I mean we've all done it, haven't we...
No, only an idiot would use cologne - everyone knows it’s eau de toilette for those duties - honestly 
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Is it!? OMG I've been er I mean my friend has been doing it wrong all this time. Has there been a memo about eau de parfum or is that OK? |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I'm sure they did believe him. I mean we've all done it, haven't we...
No, only an idiot would use cologne - everyone knows it’s eau de toilette for those duties - honestly
Is it!? OMG I've been er I mean my friend has been doing it wrong all this time. Has there been a memo about eau de parfum or is that OK? "
Depends if it on the list of approved labels - I know Channel is ok but only No.2 (who writes this stuff?!?) other than that you’ll need to phone the helpline... |
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"I'm sure they did believe him. I mean we've all done it, haven't we...
No, only an idiot would use cologne - everyone knows it’s eau de toilette for those duties - honestly
Is it!? OMG I've been er I mean my friend has been doing it wrong all this time. Has there been a memo about eau de parfum or is that OK?
Depends if it on the list of approved labels - I know Channel is ok but only No.2 (who writes this stuff?!?) other than that you’ll need to phone the helpline..."
I'll tell my friend and hide my Chanel. A help line you say... |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I'm sure they did believe him. I mean we've all done it, haven't we...
No, only an idiot would use cologne - everyone knows it’s eau de toilette for those duties - honestly
Is it!? OMG I've been er I mean my friend has been doing it wrong all this time. Has there been a memo about eau de parfum or is that OK?
Depends if it on the list of approved labels - I know Channel is ok but only No.2 (who writes this stuff?!?) other than that you’ll need to phone the helpline...
I'll tell my friend and hide my Chanel. A help line you say... "
Your Chanel will be safe, I think Channel No.2 was only available from certain sellers i.e. Dave down the pub (good deflection from misspelling Chanel, I think it worked  ) |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I was in the queue for triage with my son at a and e once when a guy came in shouting his mouth off that he'd injured his anus in an accident. The staff seemed to know him"
Probably the local bum... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!"
oh thier the worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst "
they are even |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst they are even "
Yeah but we all no the real filth are the nurses |
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"I'm sure they did believe him. I mean we've all done it, haven't we...
No, only an idiot would use cologne - everyone knows it’s eau de toilette for those duties - honestly
Is it!? OMG I've been er I mean my friend has been doing it wrong all this time. Has there been a memo about eau de parfum or is that OK?
Depends if it on the list of approved labels - I know Channel is ok but only No.2 (who writes this stuff?!?) other than that you’ll need to phone the helpline...
I'll tell my friend and hide my Chanel. A help line you say...
Your Chanel will be safe, I think Channel No.2 was only available from certain sellers i.e. Dave down the pub (good deflection from misspelling Chanel, I think it worked )"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst they are even
Yeah but we all no the real filth are the nurses "
what you trying to say ha ? |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst they are even
Yeah but we all no the real filth are the nurses what you trying to say ha ?"
Well that worked - would you like the chance to disprove my statement that nurses are proper filthy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I work in a&e and believe me the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst they are even
Yeah but we all no the real filth are the nurses what you trying to say ha ?
Well that worked - would you like the chance to disprove my statement that nurses are proper filthy "
I think we are professional when needed
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"I work in a&e and believe the items that accidentally get stuck in bums and the excuses are unbelievable
And that’s just the Drs!oh thier the worst they are even
Yeah but we all no the real filth are the nurses what you trying to say ha ?
Well that worked - would you like the chance to disprove my statement that nurses are proper filthy I think we are professional when needed
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Of course, no one wants to get down and dirty with an amateur.
Joking aside - your all angels, doing a tough job that I and many others couldn’t - that wasn’t meant to sound as patronising as it reads |
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"Saw a clip years ago someone had inserted an eel up his bottom are all eels electric?
No not all eels are electric - but you wouldn’t want a conger eel up there!"
wouldn’t want any eel if I’m being honest |
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