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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cooking has long been recognised as a weapon of mass destruction by the UN. But I throw down in the bedroom, you can believe that

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why."

Think I’d be equally offended

Insult the fucking and they’re going home hungry, insult the cooking and they can go fuck themselves!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

In both instances I'd be more likely to cry

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

oh definitely my fucking... i take great pride in that, as for the cooking beans on toast is my speciality so take from that what you will haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In both instances I'd be more likely to cry

I was just thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neither. Plenty more out there who would appreciate both

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know I am bad at both. I'd like to hear the insults so that I might improve.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

My fuckin' cookin' for tis whoresome

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why.

Think I’d be equally offended

Insult the fucking and they’re going home hungry, insult the cooking and they can go fuck themselves!"

Kudos!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don't enjoy criticism in all its forms but never lose my cool

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

My cooking is often moaned about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cooking is often moaned about

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by your children i expect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cooking in unassailable. My fuckin’ ..not so much. But if you insult either you’re a nasty bastard and it’s your attitude that needs adjusting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

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i dont like gravy anyway

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

"My cooking is often moaned about

by your children i expect

Yes but my daughter is let off as on medication that affects her taste buds. My hubby will say if he doesn’t like it but in fairness he is a better cook

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) Fucking as I know my cooking skills are shite

Good job Ray can cook

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"My cooking is often moaned about

by your children i expect

Yes but my daughter is let off as on medication that affects her taste buds. My hubby will say if he doesn’t like it but in fairness he is a better cook"

Good job you know how to fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

i dont like gravy anyway

I sieve it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say I'm pretty good at both. But I would. I am biased.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

i dont like gravy anyway

I sieve it

We no longer have lumpy mash I have a great gadget that has smooth mash in seconds

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Ilkley

I'm out of practice at one... Far too many of my meals come from M+S. And totally out of practice at the other...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

i dont like gravy anyway

I sieve it

We no longer have lumpy mash I have a great gadget that has smooth mash in seconds "

I have a potato ricer but always forget to use it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd cry either way.

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By *o_eye_deerMan over a year ago

The South Near That London

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

i dont like gravy anyway

I sieve it

We no longer have lumpy mash I have a great gadget that has smooth mash in seconds

I have a potato ricer but always forget to use it

God no this is some hi-tech thing that you plug in - the Domesticated part of her name is such a misnomer

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I thought this thread was going to be about Miles Davis albums.

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why.

Think I’d be equally offended

Insult the fucking and they’re going home hungry, insult the cooking and they can go fuck themselves!"

Took the words right out of my mouth. Classic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why."

I am a festive flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why."

Who insulting my cooking

I get Mary Berry onto you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insult my fuckin cookin, and you'll be hungry.

Insult my cookin fuckin and I'll just carry on and enjoy myself. That's your issue sugartits.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman over a year ago

sw London

"my cooking is regulary criticised

according to my kids my speciality is lumpy mash and lumpy gravy

i dont like gravy anyway

I sieve it

We no longer have lumpy mash I have a great gadget that has smooth mash in seconds

I have a potato ricer but always forget to use it

God no this is some hi-tech thing that you plug in - the Domesticated part of her name is such a misnomer

But have you had lumpy mash since I got this???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone insults you. Which would make you ballistic .....

Someone insulting your fuckin' or someone insultin your cookin' ...... and why.

Think I’d be equally offended

Insult the fucking and they’re going home hungry, insult the cooking and they can go fuck themselves!"

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