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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lets hear some of the worst pick up lines you have either heard or tryed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna fuck

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman  over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hey how’s u?

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By *cloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull

Meet me at (. . .). NOW!

Wonder if he's still waiting

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Alright darling? Wanna meet my two pals Neil Down and Bob Onthat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m gonna make you gag on my cock until you’re squirting and begging me to fuck you.

Not convinced he’s ever been with a woman, let alone made one cum.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard? "

Hahaha. I like that

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Wanna fuck"

Can we have dinner first?

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By *winfrozrMan  over a year ago

Carnoustie

Your dress would look great on my floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/12/19 00:42:39]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard? "

lol im in stitches here , what does that even mean?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

lol im in stitches here , what does that even mean?"

Un-protected sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alright darling? Wanna meet my two pals Neil Down and Bob Onthat?"

Omg i think i met them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still waiting to hear one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ha ha some of those are pretty questionable. My mate got a pick up lines book as a joke and jesus its been entertaining to flick through

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By *osie xWoman  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Here’s 10p. Phone your mum tell her you’ll be home late

Biker bars in the 80s were classy

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By *lint-EverhardMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Get your coat, you've pulled.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Alright darling? Wanna meet my two pals Neil Down and Bob Onthat?

Omg i think i met them "

Fancy meeting them again?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

your eyes are like petals - bicycle pedals they go round and round and round.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Free now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/12/19 11:45:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

I’m going have u, one way or the other, so u may as well be there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm gonna fuck you raw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You going to finish that drink or would you prefer to bring it to my house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You owe me a drink... because when i looked at you i dropped mine

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