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I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!
The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.
Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!
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"Poor Freya " | |||
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"Poor Freya "Would you like to join us? More the merrier!  | |||
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"Poor Freya
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"I need to know where this island is..." In Maldives! | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter " Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out! | |||
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"Oh no, wait, you want us the judge which forumite we'd take? Hang on, this may take some time .. "You dont need to use your brain on this thread! This is easy. | |||
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"Oh no, wait, you want us the judge which forumite we'd take? Hang on, this may take some time ..
You dont need to use your brain on this thread! This is easy. "But we can't judge, it needs reasoning through, then the world would be a better place | |||
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"Someone who was fun but able to engage in deeper conversation..loves music, to sing to dance, easy to get along with....and then I'd consider the sexuality...6 month's is a long time to go on sexuality alone lol...I won t name any cos I don t want them going into blind panic and running for the hills...but if someone wishes to apply.... "That is why I picked Freya! | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? " Yeah.. There is a resort and spa in the island. | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? " Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol "It is one of the islands in Indian ocean or the Pacific islands. | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? " Going purely off the back of your figure I’d take you... wow... | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol
It is one of the islands in Indian ocean or the Pacific islands. "Phew Thank heavens cos I ve been on some Islands you would prefer to just view but not land lolol | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out! "I’m lost for words | |||
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"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? Going purely off the back of your figure I’d take you... wow..." Are you going to take Venus? If no takers I am taking her with me! | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!
I’m lost for words "I will come with you though! | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!
I’m lost for words "And you can have some of my nuts too! You know how tempting they are! | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!
I’m lost for words "Bet that's a first lololol x | |||
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are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going) | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!
I’m lost for words "Bet you feel so special | |||
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"I dont feel like lamp post pissing today so I'll take Lord of Orgasms. We'll start a bromance that defines the ages!" Sorry mate. The rule is you have to take a lady, unless you are not straight! It is the test of temperament and character for us blokes! And yeah, no noice cancelling headphones too!  | |||
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"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway! are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)"Keeping options open...love it | |||
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"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway! are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)"Nope. It will be just you and him. No one else! Only one couple lives in the island at a given time! | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!
I’m lost for words
Bet you feel so special "If she was a bit more curious, she could hang out with Freya while ibgo fishing!
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"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list. I'll just take my parrot for company thanks. " Sorry. Rules dont permit that. And if you like parrots, there will be plenty on the island. You have to pick one, unfortunately. And sorry, I am taken unless you would like to wait for another 6 months! | |||
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"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list. I'll just take my parrot for company thanks. Sorry. Rules dont permit that. And if you like parrots, there will be plenty on the island. You have to pick one, unfortunately. And sorry, I am taken unless you would like to wait for another 6 months! "I'll pass then thanks, my parrot doesn't really like travelling anyway. | |||
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"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list. I'll just take my parrot for company thanks. Sorry. Rules dont permit that. And if you like parrots, there will be plenty on the island. You have to pick one, unfortunately. And sorry, I am taken unless you would like to wait for another 6 months!
I'll pass then thanks, my parrot doesn't really like travelling anyway. "Are you sure? I am a hot,short, round and bald sexy guy. I am like a teapot! You may not get a chance to go with men like meto go on a 6 month holiday date in a lifetime again! | |||
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I of course should say Domesticated Vixen - but I quite fancy a bit of peace and quiet (as I’m sure she would as well )
Ideally anyone who can singalong to my guitar playing - volunteers welcomed | |||
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"I'd choose myself, I could do with some peace and quiet. " *cough cough* | |||
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"I'd choose myself, I could do with some peace and quiet. " Awww!  | |||
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"I’d choose someone that helped me build sand sea monsters and laughed when I dressed as a sea yeti. They’d also have to let me eat all the prawns and be a good cream rubber inner. God knows. " No one is committing themselves to anyone! It is only for 6 months. It is not for eternity! | |||
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"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be" Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone! | |||
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"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone! "Are you calling me fat? | |||
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"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone!
Are you calling me fat? "Oops did I? I didn't! | |||
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"I would take Jim..." He is a lucky bugger! | |||
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"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day "You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!  | |||
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"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day
You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days! "And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose | |||
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"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day
You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!
And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose "Dont worry. There are more men than women on here. | |||
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"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway! are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)
Nope. It will be just you and him. No one else! Only one couple lives in the island at a given time! "Bloody spoil sport | |||
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"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway! are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)
Keeping options open...love it "Oh always | |||
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"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day
You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!
And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose
Dont worry. There are more men than women on here."As the joke passes harmlessly over Flirt's head. | |||
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"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day
You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!
And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose
Dont worry. There are more men than women on here.
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? " Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? " Freya has dumped me!
Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making! | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust " | |||
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"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please ) I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home " I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me! | |||
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"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please ) I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me! "I don't want you either. Can you bark ? | |||
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"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please ) I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me!
I don't want you either.
Can you bark ?"I can lick! | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust "I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust
I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done
"So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you? | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust
I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done
So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you? "fickle | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust
I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done
So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you?
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Freya has dumped me!
Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making! "Sorry I'm too busy with my diet | |||
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"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot "Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening | |||
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"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot
Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening "Good point - anyone any good at rubbing aftersun in? | |||
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"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot
Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening
Good point - anyone any good at rubbing aftersun in?"I'm fantastic at it but like you I am not a sun worshipper unless I can be swimming in the sea or pool. | |||
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"I would take Jim... He is a lucky bugger!" Yes he is! If he is busy washing his hair I would choose Lib. | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour." Ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaaha.... How rude! I'm apalled | |||
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"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot
Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening
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"You know who you are " I do xx | |||
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"You know who you are I do xx"  granny you minx flights booked | |||
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"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken "Am I? | |||
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"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken
Am I?"You and the OP | |||
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"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken
Am I?
You and the OP "I'm taking him, I can still be your +1 | |||
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"I'd choose _ea monkey "Deal! No take backs! It looks like you finally have a match up OP, where do we pick up the tickets? *goes to find his budgie smugglers* | |||
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"Imagine you and a fellow forumite went on a six month holiday on a secluded tropical island. The catch is that you will have to spend the next six months with that person till someone sends a private jet to pick you up and return you back home. Who would you choose to go with and the reasons?
I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!
The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.
Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!
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"Poor Freya "what I thought how un romantic | |||
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"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter Who would that be? I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out! " | |||
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"Someone who was fun but able to engage in deeper conversation..loves music, to sing to dance, easy to get along with....and then I'd consider the sexuality...6 month's is a long time to go on sexuality alone lol...I won t name any cos I don t want them going into blind panic and running for the hills...but if someone wishes to apply.... "surely you get that on this fabswinger island of dot.cum | |||
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"Imagine you and a fellow forumite went on a six month holiday on a secluded tropical island. The catch is that you will have to spend the next six months with that person till someone sends a private jet to pick you up and return you back home. Who would you choose to go with and the reasons?
I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!
The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.
Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!
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Presuming suitable stuff is there of course?
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? " Woohooooo. ...I also know how to live off the land and would build a monkey palace in the trees with hanging spots with the coolest views...we could bang our gongs to make great music..now packing...now I'm the king of the swingers..the jungle VIP | |||
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someone like tarzan | |||
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"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling "I’d go on my own, no eye rolling then | |||
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"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling "It's ok dude I'm used to rejection, I can take it. | |||
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"I'm not sure someone like tarzan "Bugger am more like his sidekick cheetah the chimp....though I do swing thru trees like tarzan. .. | |||
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"I'm not sure someone like tarzan "Would you like to come with me? | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour." Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods. | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Freya has dumped me!
Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making!
Sorry I'm too busy with my diet "Dont worry. Going to the tropical island will help with that as we have to find our own food at food will be scarce. So you are forced with the diet and me. Isn't that what we call win-win? | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour. Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods. "I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me. Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too. | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour. Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.
I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.
Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too."'Have a go on her too' | |||
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"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling
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"I would love to do Estella." Oh, alright then. | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour. Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.
I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.
Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too."Sound like a plan. Some mushing after the fishing! As long as she is staying with you 24/7 we can make it work! | |||
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"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour. Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.
I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.
Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too.
'Have a go on her too' "Dont worry. I look sexy like a teapot. Short, round and hairy! | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!! "Look no where. You have found your man! | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!
Look no where. You have found your man! "Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back | |||
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"I'm not sure someone like tarzan
Would you like to come with me? "you've asked everyone in the thread so far...I'm not great in a crowd. | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!
Look no where. You have found your man!
Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back "Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends! | |||
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"I'm not sure someone like tarzan
Would you like to come with me? you've asked everyone in the thread so far...I'm not great in a crowd."Okay..No orgies then! I dump everyone for you my gorgeous one! | |||
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"Poor Freya
Would you like to join us? More the merrier! "greedy. You said 1 person | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!
Look no where. You have found your man!
Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back
Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends! "I shnuck in before it closed .... | |||
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"Gawd! I wouldn’t inflict myself on another forumite like that "Changed my mind, I'll go with him | |||
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"Gawd! I wouldn’t inflict myself on another forumite like that
Changed my mind, I'll go with him "I always suspected you were crazy. Now I know. Who am I to refuse an offer like that though? | |||
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"MrMonkey
Keeley! "What? | |||
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"MrMonkey "Ummmmmmmmm............. | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm............."What? | |||
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"MrMonkey
Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?"Aren't you forgetting someone | |||
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"Poor Freya
Would you like to join us? More the merrier! greedy. You said 1 person "I am like a kid in the candy shop! | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!
Look no where. You have found your man!
Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back
Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!
I shnuck in before it closed .... "Bloody security! Did you flash your boobs to him? | |||
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"I would take beast. If I take him from his singles profile it counts right? The thought of 6 months alone with him would be pure bliss. Plus he's really handy and can cook etc " Yup! | |||
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Keeley!
What?"I would love to take you on one day! | |||
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"Imagine you and a fellow forumite went on a six month holiday on a secluded tropical island. The catch is that you will have to spend the next six months with that person till someone sends a private jet to pick you up and return you back home. Who would you choose to go with and the reasons?
I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!
The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.
Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!
"can i just go by myself? 6 months peace ....heaven | |||
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"Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy "More than happy to
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?
Aren't you forgetting someone "Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him! | |||
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"MrMonkey "Good choice, hes hot | |||
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"MrMonkey
Good choice, hes hot "He is indeed, and big and strong | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?
Aren't you forgetting someone
Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him! " Keeley, let’s hope Monkey’s hunting skills are good | |||
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"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!
Look no where. You have found your man!
Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back
Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!
I shnuck in before it closed ....
Bloody security! Did you flash your boobs to him? "who moi? tries to look all innocent | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?
Aren't you forgetting someone
Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him! "wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?
Aren't you forgetting someone
Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!
wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last"Years!  | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
What?
Aren't you forgetting someone
Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!
Keeley, let’s hope Monkey’s hunting skills are good "I hope so too, I'd like to keep him around | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
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Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!
wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last
Years! "keep him alive, eat him one limb at a time | |||
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Ummmmmmmmm.............
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Aren't you forgetting someone
Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!
wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last
Years!
keep him alive, eat him one limb at a time "Devour him slowly *swoons* | |||
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Would you like to join us? More the merrier! greedy. You said 1 person
I am like a kid in the candy shop! "more wants more lol. X | |||
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I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!
The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.
Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!
can i just go by myself? 6 months peace ....heaven "Sorry. This is like a reality show. You are required to take someone with you! | |||
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"Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy
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Your place or mine? "Hey Jamie. You cannot take your dairy milk with you. Unfortunately there is no fridge on the island. | |||
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"Just in case anyone us still looking for company - I can hunt, cook, build and apply sun lotion. "Some of them are showing signs of cannibalism. I would be a bit worried to take them with me. My meat may only last for a day or two! | |||
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"Blummin Hec! I'd be shit hot on a deserted island, Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert. you chose wisely OP. I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? Woohooooo. ...I also know how to live off the land and would build a monkey palace in the trees with hanging spots with the coolest views...we could bang our gongs to make great music..now packing...now I'm the king of the swingers..the jungle VIP "I'm at Heathrow.. where are you? | |||
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