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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

First time message in my inbox from a couple.

Tempted to say 'Fucking massive' and await another message leading me to think that I'm really not going to want to take this any further.

So... Opening it up to the forum. Best answer will be used as my reply!

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

it can be as big as you want it to be honey

said in a very sultry voice

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

(-----------------------------------------------------------------) that big if it's cold.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Id be tempted to say not as big as I think your mouth would be love

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Depends on what time of day you are asking?

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

"Big enough."

and add "ps i'm uneducated."

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Depends on what time of day you are asking? "

It depends more on who's asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"(-----------------------------------------------------------------) that big if it's cold."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i just put new pics on aint big as some but good with it and never had complaints lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

He's generally about 18 inches tall....... obviously he's taller if he's humping a hen.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Depends on what time of day you are asking?

It depends more on who's asking. "

The op obviously.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bigger than Big Ben ...... Must fix this hearing aid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

provide a link to my profile, and just say "not as big as his"

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By *umpsMan  over a year ago

city

its large its wide its .................the bloody wrong one......

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll let you know tomorrow when he crows and wakes me up.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Send a message saying that you are disappointed in the lude manner they are conducting themselves in, even men like a bit of wooing on here.

Alternatively ask them how big the orifice it is going to fill is

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

(r x r) x pi x h

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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"Big enough."

and add "ps i'm uneducated.""

Biggest fucker I've got beeatch! p.s I don't like the feel of velour

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

2 inches.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"(r x r) x pi x h"

[(r x r) x pi x h] - japs eye.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Smaller than it was before I looked at your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Send a message saying that you are disappointed in the lude manner they are conducting themselves in, even men like a bit of wooing on here.

Alternatively ask them how big the orifice it is going to fill is"

Apparently it's very tight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd have said "you got a metre stick"?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It split the last woman I fucked, which was a real let down.... but thankfully with the help of a puncture repair kit and my bicycle pump, I got a tit wank and jizzed in her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It split the last woman I fucked, which was a real let down.... but thankfully with the help of a puncture repair kit and my bicycle pump, I got a tit wank and jizzed in her mouth."

Very tempted to put this but it's so funny that it would probably seem endearing!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My mum don't complain and she's had 7 kids!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'd have said "you got a metre stick"?"

Exactly, where did you stick it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 inches."
Lucky Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the genie miss heard me and ended up with a 12" pianist

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By *irty_bhamMan  over a year ago

birmingham

mine's as big as my zoom lens but still not as big as my ego

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It split the last woman I fucked, which was a real let down.... but thankfully with the help of a puncture repair kit and my bicycle pump, I got a tit wank and jizzed in her mouth."
Does it matter! I don't want sex I'm having 2 much of a good time pissing myself laughing at the sabswingers forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not the size that counts it's what you do with it but trust me I can cover both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"First time message in my inbox from a couple.

Tempted to say 'Fucking massive' and await another message leading me to think that I'm really not going to want to take this any further.

So... Opening it up to the forum. Best answer will be used as my reply! "

Those with big buckets are the ones seeking big payloads to fill it.

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By *ich_shadiwMan  over a year ago

closeish

I'd probably reply.

It's not very big at the moment but with your next message try and wake him up to see how big you can get him to be

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

It stretches from a to z ...

on my keyboatd...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He was 5ft 8 but got shut of him years ago....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(r x r) x pi x h"

And when they message back saying "I dont get it..." you reply...

"And you arent going to..."

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By *un_JuiceCouple  over a year ago

Nr Chester

Reply-hung like a gnat. And im free Sunday afternoon. Get the Peronis in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(r x r) x pi x h

[(r x r) x pi x h] - japs eye. "

Not including:

2 [ pi x ( r x r x r ) / 4 ]

;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big enough to make your eyes water and leave a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we should ask "how big is your twat ? " . Its a fair question if theres no pics.

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By *ussinflipflopsWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Are we talking t'internet inches or real time inches ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smaller than it was before I looked at your profile."

This is perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i think it depends on the company im with lol seen him bout 9 inchs other times not so big. But i think myself dont matter how big its having the stamina to use it lol and how u use it 2 please the sexy lady u with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

average cant have it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we talking t'internet inches or real time inches ?? "

Pound shop ruler inches...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i myself think its how good the ass is behing it to get it goin lol

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple  over a year ago

horwich

My organ's only 7 inches but it's never played in a cathedral before !

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By *ussexsteveMan  over a year ago

Horsham

all i can say is "you wouldnt want it on your nose as a wart "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My organ's only 7 inches but it's never played in a cathedral before ! "

I nickname mine Wurlitzer too

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple  over a year ago

horwich


"all i can say is "you wouldnt want it on your nose as a wart " "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not very big.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It depends on the size of the bucket I'm dropping it into

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By *ussinflipflopsWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Pinoccio, Pinoccio..wherefore are thou Pinoccio !!!!!

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By *icboyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Hung like a horse...but sadly it's a seahorse...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It depends on the size of the bucket I'm dropping it into "

Amen! no black hole fannys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hung like a horse...but sadly it's a seahorse... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hung like a horse...but sadly it's a seahorse... "

I might have to hang onto that one!

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By *icboyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hung like a horse...but sadly it's a seahorse...

I might have to hang onto that one! "

you'll be luck to get you pinkie round it...nevermind hang on to it...

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's certainly longer than it is wide

As my milky warm jizz splatters out from inside

For that is the time when its size looks the best

If it's tiny and shriveled it's having a rest

If you're sexy and horny, I'd say 'big enough'

Or 'fuck where's it gone' if your smelly and rough

So to answer your question with one final note

I'll send you a photo when I find the remote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

erm....if yer wifes a grunter then its tiny, but if shes semi fit its big......add lager n a massive pair o beer goggles then who gives a fuck, only here to shoot ma load.......lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

big enough to fill a pram

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