Me and Prince of Fabrabah are out having dinner. Whilst I was outside on the phone, the waitress clearly saw PoF browsing Tinder and swiping right on a local hussy. Now the waitresses are scowling in our general direction at my ‘cheating boyfriend’
Were thinking if we cause a passive aggressive fuss, we’ll get a free meal.
What can we do to ramp up our chances? I’m not throwing my lager on him. I’m not that daft!  |
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Pull his pubes out and stick them in the dinner. A workmate of mine did it with his eyebrow hairs and started shouting there were rat hairs in his meal. We all got a free meal to shut him up  |
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"Me and Prince of Fabrabah are out having dinner. Whilst I was outside on the phone, the waitress clearly saw PoF browsing Tinder and swiping right on a local hussy. Now the waitresses are scowling in our general direction at my ‘cheating boyfriend’
Were thinking if we cause a passive aggressive fuss, we’ll get a free meal.
What can we do to ramp up our chances? I’m not throwing my lager on him. I’m not that daft! "
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"Pull his pubes out and stick them in the dinner. A workmate of mine did it with his eyebrow hairs and started shouting there were rat hairs in his meal. We all got a free meal to shut him up "
He shaved them off so he could pencil them Back in like them birds off towie. Bet he regrets it now. |
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