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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave the toilet seat up...
Say "what is there to eat"...
Put things in the wrong place (i.e. when emptying the dishwasher)
Don't replace the loo roll...
I have more. But I still love him to bits. And he makes up for being REALLY good in bed. And various other places...
xx Niki  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Agree with you when they’ve obviously heard nothing you’ve just said.
Come in and have a wee when you’re in the bath.
Always miraculously wake up when you silently try and remove the remote control from their lap.
God how long have I got???  |
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"Agree with you when they’ve obviously heard nothing you’ve just said.
Come in and have a wee when you’re in the bath.
Always miraculously wake up when you silently try and remove the remote control from their lap.
God how long have I got??? "
Say yeh at the beginning then ask what you said at the end.
That's my wife's favourite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agree with you when they’ve obviously heard nothing you’ve just said.
Come in and have a wee when you’re in the bath.
Always miraculously wake up when you silently try and remove the remote control from their lap.
God how long have I got???
Say yeh at the beginning then ask what you said at the end.
That's my wife's favourite "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not take the bin out
Leave washing less than 1 foot from the basket or half hanging out "
And leave their trousers next to the washing basket with the pants still in them and a sock poking out of each leg end! How the hell do you do that!? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Mansplaining! "
For those of you that don’t know mansplaining is when a man explains something, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Do you get that now love? |
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come on wtf! 
Assume I want to fuck them if I reply to a question 
