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over a year ago
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Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?
Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?
Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "
Me want fuck. Ug.
The ladies can't believe their luck when I message them those words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?
Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "
i always say "get em off" works every time    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”
And see what happens.
Are they gonna be open over Xmas?
What about bonk holidays?? "
And what happens in the event of flooding? |
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
 this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it "
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”
And see what happens.
Are they gonna be open over Xmas?
What about bonk holidays?? "
 I might nick this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain "
shes hot or has she burnt her minge |
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain shes hot or has she burnt her minge "
Ohhhh, yeah that was kind of obvious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain "
They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before |
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain
They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before "
I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain
They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before
I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt "
Lol dont doubt yourself bro, you're a heck of a guy |
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"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.
this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it
Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain
They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before
I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt
Lol dont doubt yourself bro, you're a heck of a guy "
It's not quite as simple as that but okay |
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"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?
Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "
I always say “GIZZASHAGYABITCH” followed up by either ‘frigid’ or ‘ooooh!’ (Depending on the answer) |
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