Alexa

By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

Alexa can you add to my shopping list 5ltrs of silky silky lube, a 12 inches strap on and a new pack of baby wipes

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

It wouldn't phase her

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Can you stick an extra litre of lube on for me as well,ta very much.

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've just bought Alexa light bulbs

Oh the fun I've had with the youngest Feral this morning!

He didn't know, couldn't figure out why they kept going on/off on him

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Alexa, how do you remove lube and sexual overflow stains from curtains?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alexa, find me dodgy German porn.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alexa, stop stalking me!

By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

sheffield

"Alexa, how do you remove lube and sexual overflow stains from curtains?"

I like this one. l must try it