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Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "
Try fucking before she's done a full day and is knackered. |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here  "
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it? |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"
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Can't stop laughing at this!!!(mr here) I feel your pain I experienced this strange phenomenon recently and it's discusting behaviour..
Worst one is where she actually started playing with me knodded off then few seconds later must of had a falling moment in her sleep and nearly ripped it off! Gave up but the funniest part is when she wakes up like nothing ever happened. Just got to love them lol |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"
See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up! |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?
See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up!"
Yeah ..... Woman THE fuck UP ...... okay. |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "
Morning shag is the way forward |
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"What's that mean Paul .....eh ? I dunno. "
I think it means, stop moping round the house like someones run off with your testicles and take the bins out cos the lazy fucker you asked to do it 3 hours ago was distracted by a squirrel |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"
That is not what I implied at all. When you’ve arranged to meet in a bar and she doesn’t show up fucking hell can you believe it? |
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"Can't stop laughing at this!!!(mr here) I feel your pain I experienced this strange phenomenon recently and it's discusting behaviour..
Worst one is where she actually started playing with me knodded off then few seconds later must of had a falling moment in her sleep and nearly ripped it off! Gave up but the funniest part is when she wakes up like nothing ever happened. Just got to love them lol"
Loool this has happened also lol drives u mad lol |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying
Try fucking before she's done a full day and is knackered. "
Try having another read she instigated and foreplay via txt all day i dint promise it her |
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"I had this trouble in my last relationship. Would send naughty things and tease like hell to get him in the mood and then he'd be too tired! "
Snap sacked it x |
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"I had this trouble in my last relationship. Would send naughty things and tease like hell to get him in the mood and then he'd be too tired! "
Yeap i feel this i dont tbink3 she relises just how frustrating it is |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job  . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"  "
This 
Fml ! |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying
Morning shag is the way forward "
Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lol"
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Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed. |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying
Morning shag is the way forward
Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected "
Yeah i agree that is always a good one then u wake up in morning and try to work out if it did really happen or was a wet dream lol |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying
Morning shag is the way forward
Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected
Yeah i agree that is always a good one then u wake up in morning and try to work out if it did really happen or was a wet dream lol"
Haha exactly! |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed. "
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol"
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves "
I promise i wouldn't lol |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves
I promise i wouldn't lol "
I
I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work  |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves
I promise i wouldn't lol I
I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work "
Naughty lol |
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"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here
I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?
See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up!"
Omg I need to up my game , |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves
I promise i wouldn't lol I
I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work "
Oooh chew la sausage
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "
I'm guilty of this.
Equally if a bath was run and underwear layed out.
And attention on tap outcome would be different.
Annoying or not girl needs sleep. |
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"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!
Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying
I'm guilty of this.
Equally if a bath was run and underwear layed out.
And attention on tap outcome would be different.
Annoying or not girl needs sleep."
It wasn't mr chasing all dau sending suggestive txt amd pictures stroking my leg at home , little one liners lol , oh well always another night |
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Same applies to men of course. Sadly in many long term relationships, especially where children and work are priority, then sex and intimacy gets relegated to something you do last thing at night before going to sleep. |
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"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"
Omg no way lolI
Yes way
Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.
Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol
You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves "
This is funny  |
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