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WHERE IS THE WIG??

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just watching the news that the official speaker of the House of Commons wig has been missing since 1992

Where is it??

Craziest answer wins!!!!

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By *ulldog_71Man over a year ago

Sedgefield

Donald Trump has stolen it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I've glued it to my foof.... apparently the bushy look is in...

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It was "borrowed" as a Mardi Gras costume.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

Betty Boothroyd is from my town. Gonna go look in my attic. Imagine?

Tbf a neighbour found the titanic violin a few years ago in his attic. That’s a better find!!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It fell off the roof, adorned by Rod Hull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Betty Boothroyd is from my town. Gonna go look in my attic. Imagine?

Tbf a neighbour found the titanic violin a few years ago in his attic. That’s a better find!!"

Seriously? I bet that violin would be worth a fortune

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've glued it to my foof.... apparently the bushy look is in...

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Betty Boothroyd is from my town. Gonna go look in my attic. Imagine?

Tbf a neighbour found the titanic violin a few years ago in his attic. That’s a better find!!

Seriously? I bet that violin would be worth a fortune "

It got auctioned off but I got to touch it first.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

Stole it and was meant for my new avatar !!!

Ow..had to cancel it now.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It grew legs and ran.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"It grew legs and ran."

I was going to say that

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By *ldham12345xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

Morning you too

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It grew legs and ran.

I was going to say that

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By *ldham12345xxxMan over a year ago

oldham

Lol you both ok

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lol you both ok "
yep press reply and quote xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Lol you both ok yep press reply and quote xx"

Lol you both ok yep press reply and quote xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lol you both ok yep press reply and quote xx

Lol you both ok yep press reply and quote xx"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think Transgirl's cat has stolen it and is now parading round the Potteries trying to pull some pussy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think Transgirl's cat has stolen it and is now parading round the Potteries trying to pull some pussy

I don't have a cat.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Boris stole it for his house of commons role play sex scenarios

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It won x factor in 2014

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Jeremy Cornyn has been wearing it on his chin , that's why he lost so many seats xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think Transgirl's cat has stolen it and is now parading round the Potteries trying to pull some pussy

I don't have a cat."

Wanna buy a kitten for Xmas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just watching the news that the official speaker of the House of Commons wig has been missing since 1992

Where is it??

Craziest answer wins!!!!"
a syrup maker was in the house of commons on a protest about the ridiculousness of parking wardens he saw the syrup not realising its importance (me neither) he half inched it and now balding jerry in mile end is holding onto it int wind but with an unknowing smile, hes pulled many a BBW in that syrup he is maybe now our most famous fabber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend she uses it to keep her Pussycat warm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was glued to a sweaty potato and elected MP for Rayleigh and Wickford.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS over a year ago

The shire

Boris is wearing it right now

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The Queen was presented with it as an official state relic. She's currently using it as a merkin as Philip is very 'old school' and goes by the rule "the bushier, the better"

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Ermmm. Maggie borrowed it to me years ago. She said I was to keep it save

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

now I know where donald trump got that silly hair from

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It was refused entry because it caused some damage which it was invoiced for.

They said it had TOUPEE.