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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I almost used mouthwash as aftershave last week. Wasn’t a good day.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I almost used mouthwash as aftershave last week. Wasn’t a good day. "

At least youd have been minty fresh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've used hairspray as deodorant accidentally before now. Not a good day

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

At least you smell like a bounty now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've used hairspray as deodorant accidentally before now. Not a good day

I put sugar all over my dinner instead of salt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used nail varnish remover to 'tone' my face.. Couldn't figure out the smell.. When i twigged, instead of washing it like a normal person i then just applied toner over the nail varnish remover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

At least you smell like a bounty now

I’ve got a Geordie friend who’s farts smell like coconut.

When I asked him why, he said “Well.. They’re bounty”

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

It's been a while admitted. During my house move I was so tired one morning, I put cereal into my coffee cup then spent ages looking for my coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you smell lovely

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's nothing I nearly sprayed furniture polish on my hair instead of hair spray,now that's me being dopey not tired.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"That's nothing I nearly sprayed furniture polish on my hair instead of hair spray,now that's me being dopey not tired."

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I bet you smell lovely

Yep coconut

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can put Kid Creole on pp, but I'll look after the Coconuts for you matey

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Roll on bedtime

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

I was referring to your furry legs

Not other places

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was looking for my phone today and it was in my hand.

Looking for sun glasses when they were on my head.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

I was referring to your furry legs

Not other places

Cheeky bugga I don't have furry legs

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

I was referring to your furry legs

Not other places

Cheeky bugga I don't have furry legs

Answer honestly... did you check them before writing that

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

I was referring to your furry legs

Not other places

Cheeky bugga I don't have furry legs

Answer honestly... did you check them before writing that

Yes !!

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I've only gone and got in the shower and used coconut shampoo to wash myself with.

Oooh all your body hair will be so soft

There's not much body hair

I was referring to your furry legs

Not other places

Cheeky bugga I don't have furry legs

Answer honestly... did you check them before writing that

Yes !!"

With your eyes on or did you feel

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