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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So Lady Lick has asked me to find her a FWB

Her criteria is

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m sure I know someone.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I’m sure I know someone. "

You'll do!!

***Thread Closed***

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Errrrrrmmmm.

Damn. Too late.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"I’m sure I know someone.

You'll do!!

***Thread Closed***"

New Year it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So Lady Lick has asked me to find her an FWB

Her criteria are

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

Is number 4. A euphemism

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So Lady Lick has asked me to find her an FWB

Her criteria are

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

Is number 4. A euphemism

Take your corgi certificate just in case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've already applied for this position and failed

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Errrrrrmmmm.

Damn. Too late.

I’m still available. Just saying

although would take longer than 30 minutes to get to mine so keep that in mind

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I only fit number 6 lol within 30mins plus I'm miles too old and ugly

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Errrrrrmmmm.

Damn. Too late.

I’m still available. Just saying

although would take longer than 30 minutes to get to mine so keep that in mind

I'll just warm up the helicopter

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I fit not a single requirement.

Good luck!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I’m sure I know someone.

You'll do!!

***Thread Closed***

New Year it is.

Call me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thank you

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"So Lady Lick has asked me to find her an FWB

Her criteria are

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

Is number 4. A euphemism

Who cares.....ooooooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the bidding over op my match was faulty bro !

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"So Lady Lick has asked me to find her an FWB

Her criteria are

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

Is number 4. A euphemism

Take your corgi certificate just in case.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I've already applied for this position and failed

Well no need to look happy about it!!!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No thank you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slim pickings for Lady Lick.

Fine.....I'll do it

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Slim pickings for Lady Lick.

Fine.....I'll do it

You're a good man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slim pickings for Lady Lick.

Fine.....I'll do it

You're a good man.

I don't think this is a sacrifice I mind making

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Slim pickings for Lady Lick.

Fine.....I'll do it

You're a good man.

I don't think this is a sacrifice I mind making

Nope (Tips hat towards the gentleman)

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I've asked google about lDy lick and it seems I'll need a postcode so I can check if I'm over or under 30 minutes. Ta in advance.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Flipping heck you're great at your job you succeeded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Flipping heck you're great at your job you succeeded."

I can do you next if you want?

Then afterwards try and find you a match?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Flipping heck you're great at your job you succeeded.

I can do you next if you want?

Then afterwards try and find you a match?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you missed off delivering the Milk Tray to the Lady ... seems to fit the spec!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bumping this for the cringe factor

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

We all love a bit of cringe especially when it's someone else's.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So Lady Lick has asked me to find her a FWB

Her criteria is

1. He's gotta be so macho

2. He's got to be big and strong

3. Enough to turn her on.

4. Sort her pipes on a monthly basis, minimum

5. Able to accommodate

6. Be no more than a 30 min drive away. I'm not sure how fast she drives so I'm not sure how far this is

As much as I would love to do this myself, I can only fill condition number 5

I can only manage numbers 4 and 6 , but she knows that anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's today's ear worm sorted..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bumping this for the cringe factor

Milk it while you can. Of course you may have to rebrand as Pimp of Fabrabah...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bumping this for the cringe factor

Milk it while you can. Of course you may have to rebrand as Pimp of Fabrabah...

I like that name.

I'm stealing it

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Well I can meet 7 out of 10 dealbreakers on her Ladyships profile, but sadly fail miserably on the age requirements

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