l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself  |
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"No that would be a piggy in a blanket wouldn’t it silly lady x 
no one here is silly ...and it is rude to call one silly  "
Thank you for defending me. I consider a pig in blanket to be a festive sausage and I assumed OP was offering to stuff a lady with that. |
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"l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself "
I bet you sounded booty full  |
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"l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself
I bet you sounded booty full "
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"Have you wrapped bacon round your tiny sausage ? "
Ok we try again
No my love that’s a piggy in a blanket ,the size of the sausage required is dependent on the cavity it’s got to fill |
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"the size of the sausage required is dependent on the cavity it’s got to fill
You don't like wizard's sleeve fannies so surely a miniature pussy is perfect for your chipolata"
Horses for courses my lovely
A 12 inch sausage would look small down oxford street wouldn’t it ? |
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"Oh crikey.
How to turn the ladies into vegans. Lol
Vyper - behave yourself. 
I’m being festive lol
Ho ho ho. Lol"
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I have the London variety of sausage for the job their are many other regional varieties no doubt the other lads will offer locally 
