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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one. "
You really need to go and see a doctor.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one. "
I would rather die..lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends, what sort of death? If it’s in 20 years time, in my bed from being over exerted by 3 very naughty ladies who can’t get enough of my cock then my answer would be neither A or B. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boris’s arse can’t be that bad. Alright he does talk shite so I’m hoping the rear door is pretty clean
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he talks through his arse. All his words are shit. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one. "
I wouldn't do any of them.
I aspect the consequences.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one.
I wouldn't do any of them.
I aspect the consequences. "
Death? |
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Time for me to leave this world RIP Sam
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
Yes, it was my way |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one.
I wouldn't do any of them.
I aspect the consequences.
Death?"
Still better than the 2 other options. |
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one. "
I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one.
I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads "
why are we not allowed to say d*unk on fab!! |
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one.
I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads why are we not allowed to say d*unk on fab!!"
No idea . Ask the mods lol ? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Time for me to leave this world RIP Sam
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say - not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
Yes, it was my way"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a) rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 30 seconds
Or
b) lick the floor under the urinals in your local nightclub on a busy night for 30 seconds.
Choose one.
I'm guessing this was one of your d*unk threads "
Nope |
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