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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

175 before 9.30.

These are normally fun so thought I'd do another one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I don’t want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red lorry, yellow lorry

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Red lorry, yellow lorry"

Red lorry, yellow lorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"175 before 9.30.

These are normally fun so thought I'd do another one.

These are so not fun. They are bloody stressful!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought I saw a ship in sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies "

Me too.

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

On it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"175 before 9.30.

These are normally fun so thought I'd do another one.

These are so not fun. They are bloody stressful!!!

Yeah a little but fun all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too. "

Me three

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Bruce Lee is not my cousin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flobbadobbadob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On it

Ta, knew I could count on you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Lee is not my cousin "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bruce Lee is not my cousin "

Good to know.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three "

Me four x

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

I was here, but now I’ve gone

I’ve left my tits to turn you on

Those you’ve had me think I’m great

Those you haven’t still masterbate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth is my man crush "

Really????

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x"

Me five xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im up for helping out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was here, but now I’ve gone

I’ve left my tits to turn you on

Those you’ve had me think I’m great

Those you haven’t still masterbate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx"

Lots of boobie love going on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

I concur.

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

[Removed by poster at 17/12/19 19:35:57]

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Im up for helping out"

Do you need a hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies. "

Boobie love is the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

Boobie love is the best"

Definitely top 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies. "

They are the best things since sliced bread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 cowboys are sitting around a fire telling stories of bravado. The first says "I was out on the trails the other day on my own when I was set upon by 5 Apaches. I shot 2, injured a third and chased the other 2 off". The second cowboy says, "Well I was riding my horse through the territories only a week ago when I was set upon by a 2 dozen strong Apache war party. I killed 4 with my rifle and another 4 with my boot knife before riding down another 3 and chasing the rest off". The first 2 cowboys look at each other suitably impressed before turning to look at the third to hear his story. But the third cowboy sat there silently, slowly stoking the embers of the fire with his penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread. "

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"3 cowboys are sitting around a fire telling stories of bravado. The first says "I was out on the trails the other day on my own when I was set upon by 5 Apaches. I shot 2, injured a third and chased the other 2 off". The second cowboy says, "Well I was riding my horse through the territories only a week ago when I was set upon by a 2 dozen strong Apache war party. I killed 4 with my rifle and another 4 with my boot knife before riding down another 3 and chasing the rest off". The first 2 cowboys look at each other suitably impressed before turning to look at the third to hear his story. But the third cowboy sat there silently, slowly stoking the embers of the fire with his penis.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though. "

Boobies rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though. "

What about a boobie sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

What about a boobie sandwich?

Tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies "
I've got big boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My new wand won’t work - waaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies I've got big boobies

Yes you do. They’re very nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My new wand won’t work - waaaaaa"

Ohhh nooooo

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just made it in time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

A quick hello from work... I’ll check back in nearer the deadline

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like boobies I've got big boobies

Yes you do. They’re very nice. "
thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister "

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea. "

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A quick hello from work... I’ll check back in nearer the deadline "

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A quick hello from work... I’ll check back in nearer the deadline

*waves*"

*shaves*

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering"

By the looks of it you need about 4 lol

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

By the looks of it you need about 4 lol"

Ha ha im sure we can swap out some of those hands for a mouth or somewhere else equally fitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister.

I am rather proud of that one.

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister.

I am rather proud of that one.

It was a good one. And I couldn’t agree more.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like boobies

Me too.

Me three

Me four x

Me five xx

Lots of boobie love going on.

Yay for boobies

Can’t beat a bit of boobie love!

Yay for boobies.

They are the best things since sliced bread.

Not if you want a sandwich for lunch though.

Boobies rule

Another vote for boobies.

Boobies for Prime Minister

Know that's definitely a very good idea.

But we already have a massive tit as prime minister.

I am rather proud of that one.

It was a good one. And I couldn’t agree more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like a kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would like a kiss"

Pucker up.

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"I would like a kiss"

-kiss-

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would like a kiss"

Mwaaaah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like a kiss

Mwaaaah x"

Can I have a kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What we at

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

109 to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What we at"

Ohh it's like I foresaw that question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"109 to go! "
108 now

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would like a kiss

Mwaaaah x

Can I have a kiss"

Why not? Mwaaah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I upload a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like a kiss

Mwaaaah x

Can I have a kiss

Why not? Mwaaah x"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So whats everyones christmas plans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So whats everyones christmas plans"

Bugger all. Spending it on my own

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

PJ day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PJ day "

No Duncan?

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering"

I am ambidextrous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I upload a dick pic

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"PJ day

No Duncan? "

Nah he’s busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long until we get there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PJ day

No Duncan?

Nah he’s busy

Ahhh. I thought tonight he was free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Title of my sex tape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Not to long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

As long as you want hun!

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"How long until we get there

Title of my sex tape "

I think I’ve seen that 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gorillas have small testicles because they don't have to cum loads.

Chimpanzees have large testicles because they have to cum loads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I upload a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Title of my sex tape

I think I’ve seen that 1

It wasn’t very good. Straight to DVD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon. "

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Title of my sex tape "

Get your hand out your pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall I upload a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall I upload a dick pic"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

Think of Anne Widdecombe and Noel Edmonds wrestling in jelly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shall I upload a dick pic

Yes please

Be afraid !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

As long as you want hun!

Don’t call me hun again you big flirt

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Title of my sex tape

Get your hand out your pants

Only if you replace them with yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to opt out, but then thought like Tesco.

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was going to opt out, but then thought like Tesco.

Every little helps

It really does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

Think of Anne Widdecombe and Noel Edmonds wrestling in jelly. "

Oooooo what a fabulous thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

Well im game when you are

feel free to send a message if you really want to take the challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

Think of Anne Widdecombe and Noel Edmonds wrestling in jelly.

Oooooo what a fabulous thought

All i can hear in my head is....

“Blobby, blobby, blobby”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

Think of Anne Widdecombe and Noel Edmonds wrestling in jelly.

Oooooo what a fabulous thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

As long as you want hun!

Don’t call me hun again you big flirt

I would rather you call me a big dick!

I can show you the proof of you dont believe me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes "
.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not helping, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes "

Do you need a VCR to watch those tapes?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes "

Straight to DVD again? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes "

Sex tapes... Are we in the 90's??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not helping, sorry

Cheekyyyyyy! There he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

Soon, very soon.

Can you take some deep breaths and prolong it?

Think of Anne Widdecombe and Noel Edmonds wrestling in jelly.

Oooooo what a fabulous thought

All i can hear in my head is....

“Blobby, blobby, blobby”"

You’re excited aren’t you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes

Sex tapes... Are we in the 90's??"

Best of all the decades.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im going out in 15 minutes thats a bonus challenge to reach it beofrw then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"73. I think we are going to have time to spare.

Another title of my sex tapes

Sex tapes... Are we in the 90's??"

We could go there if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not helping, sorry

Cheekyyyyyy! There he is.

What your willy...bloody hell thats small

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

We're nearly there. I can feel it. Getting close now........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're nearly there. I can feel it. Getting close now........"

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not helping, sorry

Cheekyyyyyy! There he is.

What your willy...bloody hell thats small

"
yes exotic....... wheres my magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We're nearly there. I can feel it. Getting close now........

Easy tiger"

Wasn’t that a Phil Collins song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!"

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

As long as you want hun!

Don’t call me hun again you big flirt

I would rather you call me a big dick!

I can show you the proof of you dont believe me!

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How long until we get there

As long as you want hun!

Don’t call me hun again you big flirt

I would rather you call me a big dick!

I can show you the proof of you dont believe me!

Oh go on then

I don’t want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t have big boobies, they’re nice, but they’re not big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bluff has been called

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have big boobies, they’re nice, but they’re not big "

They are nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have big boobies, they’re nice, but they’re not big "

From your pics they look a good size to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me "

Pint is a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

I could go a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

Pint is not a human

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woosh

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

Well im game when you are

feel free to send a message if you really want to take the challenge"

Keep an eye out for that yellow colour in your box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have big boobies, they’re nice, but they’re not big "

They’re lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

Well im game when you are

feel free to send a message if you really want to take the challenge

Keep an eye out for that yellow colour in your box

Sounds good to me x

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

I fancy ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

35!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

Well im game when you are

feel free to send a message if you really want to take the challenge

Keep an eye out for that yellow colour in your box

I’d go see the doctor about that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im up for helping out

Do you need a hand

Ill happily accept 1, or 2

, if your offering

I am ambidextrous

I think that may need to be put to the test

I shall rise to the challenge if you do

Well im game when you are

feel free to send a message if you really want to take the challenge

Keep an eye out for that yellow colour in your box

I’d go see the doctor about that "

Doctor recommends some deep injections in her case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

Pint is not a human

I still fancy one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

Pint is not a human

I still fancy one

Get me one too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy .........."

Purple rose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy ..........

Purple rose"

And cheeky even though she don't play my games properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

Pint is not a human

I still fancy one

Get me one too "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not saying im batman but no one has ever seen us in the same room together!

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By *rallyFixated1Man over a year ago

tipton

Taramasalata

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy ..........

Purple rose

And cheeky even though she don't play my games properly"

I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone name who you fancy .... Go!

Pint

Who the fuck is pint lol. I fancy you now follow on from me

Pint is a drink

Pint is not a human

I still fancy one

Get me one too

Yeah. I’ll have 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not saying im batman but no one has ever seen us in the same room together!

Was that you

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

I tell you my Don King joke if you want.

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By *urple-roseWoman over a year ago

Stoke

"I fancy ..........

Purple rose"

That’s nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tell you my Don King joke if you want."

Go on then.

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"We're nearly there. I can feel it. Getting close now........

Easy tiger"

Raarrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tell you my Don King joke if you want.

Go on then.

And his brothers Wayne and Juan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy ..........

Purple rose

That’s nice

Obviously not mutual then

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By *edVelveteenCouple over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

I'm confused! What are we getting to 175? Cos that pic is already up to 1160.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm confused! What are we getting to 175? Cos that pic is already up to 1160. "

At 88 we go back in time.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Im not saying im batman but no one has ever seen us in the same room together!

I have a t shirt that says this. Also a 'normal people scare me' one too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm confused! What are we getting to 175? Cos that pic is already up to 1160. "

The thread, its the max posts allowed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have big boobies, they’re nice, but they’re not big

They’re lovely. "

Why thank you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

10!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

9 x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gonna do this with an a hour to spare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"10!

Muah hah hah

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

So close

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So close"

I can almost taste it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So close

I can almost taste it.

Taste what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not saying im batman but no one has ever seen us in the same room together!

I have a t shirt that says this. Also a 'normal people scare me' one too x

"
i had it as my facebook picture for ages..then i got a batman tattoo done..so i must be batman!!

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