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over a year ago
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Mine?
A blind date. After the drinks and Chinwag it's back to her place.
Front room on the sofa and we are getting jiggy.
I hear a door creak open and immediately think it's my mate you was upstairs with my girls mate.
"Piss off Dean. Just because you've finished..."
Only to hear a voice say "Oh sorry...I need to get my lunch".
This bloke breezes through goes into the kitchen then comes back through apologising.
All this time I'm between her legs watching this dude walk in and out.
When he left I looked down on her and asked "Who was that?"
She replied "My Husband" 
It transpired he was a milkman hence the time to get his lunch  |
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I once went on a fancy dress pub crawl, and bumped into an old flame. We slipped off to the beach and started fucking somewhere we thought was quite, when I heard something shuffling behind me. Turns out it was someone's took that then stole my monkey mask and I had to chase down the beach dressed as a monkey while trying to put my dick away |
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