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"What's the hardest place you've got a hard on?"
In the sauna infront of two of my friends mums who were talking to me and I was trying to hide it so much |
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When I was at school they did a Shakespeare play with the local girls school. Othello had to snog Desdamona, and the leading man really wished at that point he wasn't wearing tights. It lasted quite a while, too. |
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Back in the late 80s I worked in a warehouse..orange uniform and pretty tight around the groin area.
The bus ride would give me a storker and always bloody happened just as I was about to ring the bell to get off at my stop.
I d have to walk awkwardly to try and hide it  |
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Last year during the summer while on a rollercoaster. I got trapped under the bar as my massive erection wedges against the outside of the bar and it wouldn’t open. After desperate attempts by the staff they had to call Their recovery expert, Svetlana, who within five minutes had me extracted with a massive smile ok my face  |
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"When I was at school they did a Shakespeare play with the local girls school. Othello had to snog Desdamona, and the leading man really wished at that point he wasn't wearing tights. It lasted quite a while, too. "
Oh I can only imagine the embarrassment |
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"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol "
Aww did she sort it out for you later? |
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"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol
Aww did she sort it out for you later?"
As a matter of fact no! She slipped her number into my pocket then by the time I’d come off duty she told me she had already left to go home to Norway as she was on holiday !! Never been so dissapointed lol |
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"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol
Aww did she sort it out for you later?
As a matter of fact no! She slipped her number into my pocket then by the time I’d come off duty she told me she had already left to go home to Norway as she was on holiday !! Never been so dissapointed lol "
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When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"
Damn my love of nurses! |
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Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive  |
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"When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"
Damn my love of nurses! "
I can only imagine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I went for my vasectomy.. Lying on table with everything out and two nurse's walked in. I think they was still in party mode because one of them said "oi oi we got a live one here"
Damn my love of nurses!
I can only imagine "
The nurse flick was more painful than the op!! |
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Funeral, was expected though. My girlfriend at the time lost her aunt but they weren't close. Just there for family respect. New she was wearing stockings and tiny bra and panties under black skirt and blouse. She had her hand under my coat touching me. |
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Doctors, when the needle containing the local went into my ball bag when I was having a vasectomy.
The Dr told me it was due to adrenaline & the fight or flight reflex.  |
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"Doctors, when the needle containing the local went into my ball bag when I was having a vasectomy.
The Dr told me it was due to adrenaline & the fight or flight reflex. "
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"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol "
Aldershot 1985 back of 4ton lorry me 17 and a female captain sorting out ration packs. She took one look smile and carried on handing out the rations |
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"On duty outside of Windsor castle, 2 hours had to stand there for solid as a rock with a saucy little thing teasing me knowing I couldn’t move lol
Aldershot 1985 back of 4ton lorry me 17 and a female captain sorting out ration packs. She took one look smile and carried on handing out the rations"
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"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive "
Oh that sounds awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive
Oh that sounds awful "
Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!  |
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"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive
Oh that sounds awful
Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes! "
I can only imagine how hard that must have been  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive
Oh that sounds awful
Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!
I can only imagine how hard that must have been "
Lmao well there were some fit girls there so it was hard to contain myself |
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"Too many places to really pick one but the speech i gave at a womens empowering event that i was thrown into was purely fear inducing... especially as i was sweating like a pig too wearing a thick hoody in the middle of summer to cover up the titty twister tshirt from dusk til dawn which i realised i was wearing just before heading inside... glad i was able to walk out alive
Oh that sounds awful
Right! I was literally the only guy in a room of about 50+ women, i was only there to take notes!
I can only imagine how hard that must have been
Lmao well there were some fit girls there so it was hard to contain myself "
In sure it was. And there was no stiff competition |
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Hmm I'm not sure..
I recently felt horny whilst queuing up behind a woman to pay for my diesel.
By the time it came for me to pay the bloke, I was like a piece of iron lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmm I'm not sure..
I recently felt horny whilst queuing up behind a woman to pay for my diesel.
By the time it came for me to pay the bloke, I was like a piece of iron lol. "
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"Funeral, was expected though. My girlfriend at the time lost her aunt but they weren't close. Just there for family respect. New she was wearing stockings and tiny bra and panties under black skirt and blouse. She had her hand under my coat touching me. "
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