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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me 
Well it certainly won't get you the right guy! Pmsl "
I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I swear autocorrect (and not proof reading) will be the death of me
Well it certainly won't get you the right guy! Pmsl
I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing "
Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing
Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything "
But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know mr gorgeous will never consider me now after seeing my sloppy typing
Nope, I hear he doesn't do sloppy anything
But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?! "
Only 9 times... I here he's a 10 a day guy... Your not really reaching his standards |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"LADS IVE FUCKING DONE IT"
She’s definitely worth a punch up the knickers but is she really up to your standards? Think it through Mr Gorgeous. What would the giraffes think of her? Can they spell better than her? Perhaps leave her to us imperfect mortals to throw her a bone and let her know she’s up there, but not quite UP there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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But how will I ever get a date and become his wife so we can make sweet sweet love 9 times a day as the giraffes watch over us?!
Only 9 times... I here he's a 10 a day guy... Your not really reaching his standards "
I will do anything to keep this man happy, why not make it 12 times a day. Once every two hours, on the hour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)"
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic "
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day"
Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day"
Thank you I have such an artsy side. Maybe that is a good insurance to have beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day
Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable "
It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day
Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable
It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen "
That is so 90's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But Mr gorgeous, my love, how will we overcome the 40 mile distance between us?
(And do I get shared custody of the giraffes if we ever divorce?)
I drive. I feel like I'm being used for my giraffe pic
Not at all my love, I am just quite fond of your exquisite taste in art and would always want something to remember you by should you ever decide I am no longer good enough for you, or you find a younger, prettiest woman who is happy to satisfy you 15 times a day
Where am I going so wrong...her devotion is admirable
It's easy mate treat em mean keep em keen
That is so 90's"
Works a treat every time mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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