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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you're the oldest one in the bar? Happened to me this weekend! Lol"
Own it!
This was me on my works night out...Self confident and self assured, had much more attention from the younger guys than my girls did lol |
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1/ You are hornier than you have ever been.
2/ You are sexually more adventurous than you have even been.
3/ You have harder erections than when you were younger.
4/ You prefer sex sessions that last hours not 10 minutes.
Oh hang on, is this just me?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
You try answering the phone with the remote for the telly. 
You think you've misplaced your watch when you're holding it.
You head to the loo but forget why. Turn around and go back to your desk and remember. And... repeat.
You try opening the house with the car key and vice versa.
You're so horny you spend too much time on Fab looking for men but the ones you like want younger than you.
You look at your hand, don't recognise it and think it belongs to an old person.
*These may all be peculiar to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1/ You are hornier than you have ever been.
2/ You are sexually more adventurous than you have even been.
3/ You have harder erections than when you were younger.
4/ You prefer sex sessions that last hours not 10 minutes.
Oh hang on, is this just me? "
You're not the only one!! Except I dont get a hard on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
Or you remember watching the original film that Hollywood has done a reboot.
Or even when you tut and roll your eyes every time you hear someone use the word “sick” incorrectly.
Or when all your friends are dying of old age (unless you work in a care home) |
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