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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax...

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

You post the same topic twice!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You post the same topic twice!!"

Haha damn these bisexual glasses!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What we talking about again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax... "
and looking at your reflection in them and buying them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking forward to the Queen’s speech

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You are excited by a slow cooker!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Looking forward to the Queen’s speech "

Who does this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love a bit of TK Maxx. I bought a new cocktail shaker there last week. Didn't even know I needed one until I went in!

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By *antric ecstasyMan  over a year ago

Co Durham

People complaining about old age are younger than you... Not feeling it yet, just a bit slower now.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln

A fresh sponge excites you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You get a clean sponge out to do the dishes with

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By *ay123mailMan  over a year ago

Seaham

When you get alittle happy feeling seeing lines in your carpet from a new vaccum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A fresh sponge excites you."

Snap

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan  over a year ago

Lincoln


"A fresh sponge excites you.

Snap "

High five! But gently, my arthritis is flaring up and my shoulder isn't what it used to be...

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By *ecketwaitMan  over a year ago

London/ west midlands


"A fresh sponge excites you.

Snap "

Wait what.. I love that feeling of using a fresh sponge as weird as that sounds haha

Does this mean im old now... lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You find erectile dysfunction adverts a serous bit of viewing

Or is that just me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the noises you used to make in bed are now the noises you make while getting out of bed.

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield

When you make just as much noise getting out of the chair as you do when you cum

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By *ay123mailMan  over a year ago

Seaham

When the thought of going out drinking until 4am makes you so tired you decide not to go out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax... "

nothing wrong with looking in them to see your smile

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

...you've done all your deflossing on Thursday evening ready for the weekend, only to find ear hair has sprouted over night!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get? )

You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you start to write a post and then half way through you forget......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You find yourself admiring the saucepans in TKMax... "

you want to think about the good old days of Christmas past

when my music taste changes to country

them whiskers

those grey hairs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marvelling at the sharp creases in the shirts that one has just ironed

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

You look in the mirror and see your dad looking back at you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there "

a shop, walk into a shop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop "

Now that's hilarious... Your old!! Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop "

or indeed forget what you walked into

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By *ingerpopMan  over a year ago

grimsby

your balls are down to your knees

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By *ay123mailMan  over a year ago

Seaham


"When you walk into and forget why you’ve gone in there

a shop, walk into a shop "

that made me spit out ny horlicks onto my slippers

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By *urulovesnylonMan  over a year ago

Harrow

When you realise once a day is the most I can achieve (unless using the magic blue pill)??

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When the noises you used to make in bed are now the noises you make while getting out of bed. "

Oh that made me laugh

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You are banishing the grey hair more frequently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When getting to or off your knees sounds like bubble wrap.

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By *lint-EverhardMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"When getting to or off your knees sounds like bubble wrap. "

When you're curious about which part of you will crack next.

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By *lint-EverhardMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get? )

You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

"

When the bus driver looks so young you wonder if he's actually joyriding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can't pass the loo without thinking I might as well go while I'm here.

You won't bend to pick up anything less than 50p (just wondering if that amount goes up the older you get? )

You're having to pull yourself up the stairs by the banister rail.

You refer to your arms/legs as the good one and the bad one.

You look forward to going to bed... To sleep!

You get excited about a new Hoover/toaster etc etc.

When your boss is young enough to be your son.

When the bus driver looks so young you wonder if he's actually joyriding "

Pmsl

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