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over a year ago
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So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.
“Santa please stay she says”
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”
So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.
So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”
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"So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.
“Santa please stay she says”
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”
So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.
So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”
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"So on Christmas Eve Santa is delivering presents and in one house a woman wakes up and confronts him.
“Santa please stay she says”
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.”
So she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and lets it dangle all long and flowing.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Ho Ho Ho, Santa gotta go. Gotta take the presents to the children you know.” Is his response.
So she opens her dressing gown up, throws it to the floor and slides her nightie off her shoulders revealing her perky double Ds and freshly shaved snatch.
“Santa please stay” she says
“Hey hey hey, Santa gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with a stiffie in the way”
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You know he doesn’t exist don’t ya?... that lady is suffering from schizophrenia!... |
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