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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
It's lucky that when I was born on my home planet in the outa nebula of the brown chords belt.... the planet was being ripped apart by fashionable ripples in the atmosphere...
My parent's. .. Tim and Dorris.. launched me into a space in a Beige escape pod that later I found out to be named... Austin Alegro. It had wind up Windows... it was the slowest spaceship in the galaxy but it had brown upholstery on seats and the radio worked when you reached the dizzy speeds of 50mph.
I eventually crashed onto earth.. sadly I died as this ship had a terrible safety record.
I was brought back to life by a witch doctor who gave me the power of telekenesis. ..
So... watch out.. if you wear holy jeans... I'm here to party.. and see you up...  |
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over a year ago
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"It's lucky that when I was born on my home planet in the outa nebula of the brown chords belt.... the planet was being ripped apart by fashionable ripples in the atmosphere...
My parent's. .. Tim and Dorris.. launched me into a space in a Beige escape pod that later I found out to be named... Austin Alegro. It had wind up Windows... it was the slowest spaceship in the galaxy but it had brown upholstery on seats and the radio worked when you reached the dizzy speeds of 50mph.
I eventually crashed onto earth.. sadly I died as this ship had a terrible safety record.
I was brought back to life by a witch doctor who gave me the power of telekenesis. ..
So... watch out.. if you wear holy jeans... I'm here to party.. and see you up... "
See your brain didn’t survive your time away very well. Welcome back  |
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"It's lucky that when I was born on my home planet in the outa nebula of the brown chords belt.... the planet was being ripped apart by fashionable ripples in the atmosphere...
My parent's. .. Tim and Dorris.. launched me into a space in a Beige escape pod that later I found out to be named... Austin Alegro. It had wind up Windows... it was the slowest spaceship in the galaxy but it had brown upholstery on seats and the radio worked when you reached the dizzy speeds of 50mph.
I eventually crashed onto earth.. sadly I died as this ship had a terrible safety record.
I was brought back to life by a witch doctor who gave me the power of telekenesis. ..
So... watch out.. if you wear holy jeans... I'm here to party.. and see you up...
See your brain didn’t survive your time away very well. Welcome back "
Well spank you... 
I had nowhere to vent my insanity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See your brain didn’t survive your time away very well. Welcome back
Well spank you...
I had nowhere to vent my insanity "
Well nothing’s changed so vent away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Call me old fashioned. ...
(Waits for an avalanche of "old git" posts )
I would use telekinesis to sew up the massive holes in jeans that's meant to be fashionable. ...  "
See I'm old enough to remember the last time it was considered the very height of haut couture to adorn one's legs with jeans that looked like they'd been hung up to dry in the jungle the Predator was knocking about in whilst Arnie and his mates were letting rip at all in front of them with that Great Big Fuck Off Helicopter Gun and plenty more besides.
And therefore wise enough not to slip my legs into the buggers this time around...
But given that I too sported such a pair in my youth, live and let live I say!
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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"Call me old fashioned. ...
(Waits for an avalanche of "old git" posts )
I would use telekinesis to sew up the massive holes in jeans that's meant to be fashionable. ...
See I'm old enough to remember the last time it was considered the very height of haut couture to adorn one's legs with jeans that looked like they'd been hung up to dry in the jungle the Predator was knocking about in whilst Arnie and his mates were letting rip at all in front of them with that Great Big Fuck Off Helicopter Gun and plenty more besides.
And therefore wise enough not to slip my legs into the buggers this time around...
But given that I too sported such a pair in my youth, live and let live I say!
B"
I loved through the Bros years too... the only good thing from that era was Concorde and Grolsche bottle tops on your laces |
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