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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depth limit for recreational divers - 12 metres
Depth limit for experienced divers - 18 metres
Depth at which nitrogen bubbles develop in your blood - 30 metres
Scuba diving world record - 137 metres
Depth my £14.99 watch will operate up to - 500 metres
Cheers Casio, that's a relief |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife was enjoying her bath when she opened her eyes to see me standing over her.
"steve " she said, "please pull the plug out for me, will you?"
"No!" I replied.
"Come on," she said, "don't be so silly, just pull the plug out."
"No," I said again.
"Well at least put the toaster down so we can talk" she said. |
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By *eamCouple
over a year ago
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Just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Michigan near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in. |
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"Just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Michigan near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in."
funny as f**k lol   |
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