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Decoding men! Part one..
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So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake! 
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way! |
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way! "
What else you going to take a pic of when your hard cock's facing the camera?  |
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"We do it to save a lady from having to ask, it's like holding a door open or giving up your seat on a bus. We do these things because we're gentlemen  "
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What did you remove? Did you get too excited? 
Fab kindly decided to post the same post of mine twice  "
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Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message? |
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message? "
And I would like to know if you have ever been lucky enough by sending a cock pic to her and she made her way to your bed? I am intrigued! |
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"It's a way of expressing manliness, attraction to you, being horny, verility and art all in one neat picture, without the need for labourious sentence formulation and articulation "
If I was half as intelligent as I think I am I'd if deliberated over that far longer but felt the need to open a fucking dictionary to understand long words.  |
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"It's a way of expressing manliness, attraction to you, being horny, verility and art all in one neat picture, without the need for labourious sentence formulation and articulation
If I was half as intelligent as I think I am I'd if deliberated over that far longer but felt the need to open a fucking dictionary to understand long words. "
Also I was thinking donuts at the time! There, man decoded! |
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And I would like to know if you have ever been lucky enough by sending a cock pic to her and she made her way to your bed? I am intrigued! "
Well I sent you a vaj pic like half an hour ago and alas, I am still in bed alone. So I am not going for these double standards, and will not be enticed into somebody's bed with a cock pic alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message? "
I've sent less than 5 I would say since joining the site, none of which were unsolicited except for a thread on Friday(I wouldn't think Angelic Eyes's eyes are still angelic after that lol). I honestly think the guys that send a picture of their dick with their first message or alone as their first message, are little more than just a dick. Its unimaginative to believe that because you are on a swingers site you only have to send pictures of your junk to get a meet. Infact, it shows a complete lack of respect. Your profile you can do what you want with guys, put your dick pics there if you want to show it off. Then send a normal nice first message and if the lady likes what she reads she'll check out your profile. If she then likes your dick she might reply to your message, but ultimately, like most of the women in this world, they want more than just a dick from the men they meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way! "
actually I adore a cock or two or three
its the reason why I am here |
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
And I would like to know if you have ever been lucky enough by sending a cock pic to her and she made her way to your bed? I am intrigued! "
This is a very good question!
On the one hand it seems a desperate attempt to communicate where all other avenues are beyond them and therefore assume no one is ever successful.
But equally, given the number of guys doing it, I wonder if for every woman that complains how obviously stupid it is, there's a woman who will respond positively, we just don't hear about them???
If I was really bored I'd download a few nice looking cock pics and do some statistical investigative work... for science of course |
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I can't answer the question about why men send unsolicited dick pics, I never do that myself.
Why I take dick pics? Well thats simple. I get different sorts of erections based on what got me excited, I have the morning "I woke up like this", the "Alison Tyler Massage scene" and the "I've just had sex but it refuses to go soft" ones for instance. I take pictures to keep track and reference  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way! "
Lack of blood in the brain = bad decision making skills leading to the penis taking control over the mind and exhibit itself = simple science |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
I've sent less than 5 I would say since joining the site, none of which were unsolicited except for a thread on Friday(I wouldn't think Angelic Eyes's eyes are still angelic after that lol). I honestly think the guys that send a picture of their dick with their first message or alone as their first message, are little more than just a dick. Its unimaginative to believe that because you are on a swingers site you only have to send pictures of your junk to get a meet. Infact, it shows a complete lack of respect. Your profile you can do what you want with guys, put your dick pics there if you want to show it off. Then send a normal nice first message and if the lady likes what she reads she'll check out your profile. If she then likes your dick she might reply to your message, but ultimately, like most of the women in this world, they want more than just a dick from the men they meet."
totally disagree I think cocks are the bees knees so send me them now!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cock does look rather good, if I say so myself.
Apparently it tastes even better.
Is it photogenic though?? "
It’s in my public gallery, have a look, you’ll thank me later! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
I've sent less than 5 I would say since joining the site, none of which were unsolicited except for a thread on Friday(I wouldn't think Angelic Eyes's eyes are still angelic after that lol). I honestly think the guys that send a picture of their dick with their first message or alone as their first message, are little more than just a dick. Its unimaginative to believe that because you are on a swingers site you only have to send pictures of your junk to get a meet. Infact, it shows a complete lack of respect. Your profile you can do what you want with guys, put your dick pics there if you want to show it off. Then send a normal nice first message and if the lady likes what she reads she'll check out your profile. If she then likes your dick she might reply to your message, but ultimately, like most of the women in this world, they want more than just a dick from the men they meet."
Is that the reason we haven't see Angelic eyes since friday night?  I was about to place a missing person report. 
On a serious note, I completely agree what you said! Respect doesn't not cost much! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't answer the question about why men send unsolicited dick pics, I never do that myself.
Why I take dick pics? Well thats simple. I get different sorts of erections based on what got me excited, I have the morning "I woke up like this", the "Alison Tyler Massage scene" and the "I've just had sex but it refuses to go soft" ones for instance. I take pictures to keep track and reference "
Do your erections varry that greatly?
And does anybody else find this?! I'm intrigued! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock does look rather good, if I say so myself.
Apparently it tastes even better.
Is it photogenic though??
It’s in my public gallery, have a look, you’ll thank me later!"
Well it seems that you and your cock have a promising modelling career ahead of you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way!
actually I adore a cock or two or three
its the reason why I am here "
Do you know they sell them at sex shops? Unless you want that attached on someone! |
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"I can't answer the question about why men send unsolicited dick pics, I never do that myself.
Why I take dick pics? Well thats simple. I get different sorts of erections based on what got me excited, I have the morning "I woke up like this", the "Alison Tyler Massage scene" and the "I've just had sex but it refuses to go soft" ones for instance. I take pictures to keep track and reference
Do your erections varry that greatly?
And does anybody else find this?! I'm intrigued!"
100%. The hornier you are the fuller, harder and bigger it is. |
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I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have |
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"I can't answer the question about why men send unsolicited dick pics, I never do that myself.
Why I take dick pics? Well thats simple. I get different sorts of erections based on what got me excited, I have the morning "I woke up like this", the "Alison Tyler Massage scene" and the "I've just had sex but it refuses to go soft" ones for instance. I take pictures to keep track and reference
Do your erections varry that greatly?
And does anybody else find this?! I'm intrigued!"
An extremely turned on me will definitely present a far superior erection |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
And I would like to know if you have ever been lucky enough by sending a cock pic to her and she made her way to your bed? I am intrigued!
This is a very good question!
On the one hand it seems a desperate attempt to communicate where all other avenues are beyond them and therefore assume no one is ever successful.
But equally, given the number of guys doing it, I wonder if for every woman that complains how obviously stupid it is, there's a woman who will respond positively, we just don't hear about them???
If I was really bored I'd download a few nice looking cock pics and do some statistical investigative work... for science of course "
Can you please publish S88x and my name to the research? After all it was our idea!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
I've sent less than 5 I would say since joining the site, none of which were unsolicited except for a thread on Friday(I wouldn't think Angelic Eyes's eyes are still angelic after that lol). I honestly think the guys that send a picture of their dick with their first message or alone as their first message, are little more than just a dick. Its unimaginative to believe that because you are on a swingers site you only have to send pictures of your junk to get a meet. Infact, it shows a complete lack of respect. Your profile you can do what you want with guys, put your dick pics there if you want to show it off. Then send a normal nice first message and if the lady likes what she reads she'll check out your profile. If she then likes your dick she might reply to your message, but ultimately, like most of the women in this world, they want more than just a dick from the men they meet.
totally disagree I think cocks are the bees knees so send me them now!!!!"
And I can imagine cocks flying left, right and center into her mail box like missiles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have "
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't answer the question about why men send unsolicited dick pics, I never do that myself.
Why I take dick pics? Well thats simple. I get different sorts of erections based on what got me excited, I have the morning "I woke up like this", the "Alison Tyler Massage scene" and the "I've just had sex but it refuses to go soft" ones for instance. I take pictures to keep track and reference
Do your erections varry that greatly?
And does anybody else find this?! I'm intrigued!"
A lot, I have a few pictures of my dick beside the famous sky remote demonstrating this .
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"My cock does look rather good, if I say so myself.
Apparently it tastes even better.
Is it photogenic though??
It’s in my public gallery, have a look, you’ll thank me later!
Well it seems that you and your cock have a promising modelling career ahead of you "
We don’t like the limelight though. |
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A lot, I have a few pictures of my dick beside the famous sky remote demonstrating this .
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Ahhh the universal and scientific penis measuring device - the sky remote
All men should do this imo |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections "
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low "
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss.... |
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A lot, I have a few pictures of my dick beside the famous sky remote demonstrating this .
Ahhh the universal and scientific penis measuring device - the sky remote
All men should do this imo "
Exactly, it solves both the length and girth conundrum |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections "
Its easy to retain capacity when you hit erectial dysfunction |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss.... "
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though "
We need to do a study |
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I know cock pics are frowned upon. But I just think, hang on a minute. Surely they want to see a pic of mine right? When they say "don't send cock pics", I assume they mean other guys, not me.
So naturally I do the right thing. Send a message with cock pics and see if they fancy a fuck immediately.
It works every time. |
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"I know cock pics are frowned upon. But I just think, hang on a minute. Surely they want to see a pic of mine right? When they say "don't send cock pics", I assume they mean other guys, not me.
So naturally I do the right thing. Send a message with cock pics and see if they fancy a fuck immediately.
It works every time."
Haha not! |
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"I know cock pics are frowned upon. But I just think, hang on a minute. Surely they want to see a pic of mine right? When they say "don't send cock pics", I assume they mean other guys, not me.
So naturally I do the right thing. Send a message with cock pics and see if they fancy a fuck immediately.
It works every time."
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"I know cock pics are frowned upon. But I just think, hang on a minute. Surely they want to see a pic of mine right? When they say "don't send cock pics", I assume they mean other guys, not me.
So naturally I do the right thing. Send a message with cock pics and see if they fancy a fuck immediately.
It works every time."
Obviously, this is the only way to seduce women on fab. |
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"Are the dick pics because you're proud and just like showing them off?
Or is it because you believe that it's your most attractive quality?
Or maybe even because we secretly love a dick pic so much that we will instantly throw ourselves at you if you send enough???
Why?!?
I'm not opposed to a dick pic (especially one with something for scale) but don't understand why it seems to be the only thing that gets sent without being backed up with a decent message?
And I would like to know if you have ever been lucky enough by sending a cock pic to her and she made her way to your bed? I am intrigued!
This is a very good question!
On the one hand it seems a desperate attempt to communicate where all other avenues are beyond them and therefore assume no one is ever successful.
But equally, given the number of guys doing it, I wonder if for every woman that complains how obviously stupid it is, there's a woman who will respond positively, we just don't hear about them???
If I was really bored I'd download a few nice looking cock pics and do some statistical investigative work... for science of course
Can you please publish S88x and my name to the research? After all it was our idea! "
I'll be certain to name you in my PhD on the subject! |
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"I know cock pics are frowned upon. But I just think, hang on a minute. Surely they want to see a pic of mine right? When they say "don't send cock pics", I assume they mean other guys, not me.
So naturally I do the right thing. Send a message with cock pics and see if they fancy a fuck immediately.
It works every time."
Smoke and a pancake? No?
Pipe and a crepe? No?
FAF and a cock? Hmm? |
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though
We need to do a study "
I was trying to be funny.. clearly went amiss
But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well |
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So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though
We need to do a study
I was trying to be funny.. clearly went amiss
But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well "
Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here?? |
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So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though
We need to do a study
I was trying to be funny.. clearly went amiss
But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well
Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here?? "
Ouch! |
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Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here??
Ouch!
I'm sorry but you walked into that one Haha
Kinda what I was implying "
I'm a bit slow tonight, all the blood has rushed to my penis thus reducing my mental capacity |
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Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here??
Ouch!
I'm sorry but you walked into that one Haha
Kinda what I was implying
I'm a bit slow tonight, all the blood has rushed to my penis thus reducing my mental capacity "
There’s not much blood rushes to mine so I’m always with it and I’ll keep you right  |
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Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here??
Ouch!
I'm sorry but you walked into that one Haha
Kinda what I was implying
I'm a bit slow tonight, all the blood has rushed to my penis thus reducing my mental capacity
There’s not much blood rushes to mine so I’m always with it and I’ll keep you right "
Small penis eh? |
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over a year ago
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Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here??
Ouch!
I'm sorry but you walked into that one Haha
Kinda what I was implying
I'm a bit slow tonight, all the blood has rushed to my penis thus reducing my mental capacity
There’s not much blood rushes to mine so I’m always with it and I’ll keep you right
Small penis eh? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you saying you have a small brain or a small penis here??
Ouch!
I'm sorry but you walked into that one Haha
Kinda what I was implying
I'm a bit slow tonight, all the blood has rushed to my penis thus reducing my mental capacity
There’s not much blood rushes to mine so I’m always with it and I’ll keep you right
Small penis eh? "
Are you trying to humiliate me
All jokes aside it’s long enough it could just be a bit fatter! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though
We need to do a study
I was trying to be funny.. clearly went amiss
But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well
I guarantee it's not, I've checked "
Did you do a double blind study, it's not scientific unless you did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see my profile pic as a metaphor... Im not saying "I have a big cock" I'm saying "I am a big cock"
If I could of used a photo of a cockerel I would have
That's very fair, and surprisingly deep for a man. Dodnt think you lot had the spare mental capacity for metaphors with all that blood sustaining varying erections
I’m quite disappointed how low you think we are..
Maybe if our dicks were bigger we would be low
So are you saying men with bigger dicks have a lower intellect?
Discuss....
I know they are more confident, not quite sure there's a correlation with intellect though
We need to do a study
I was trying to be funny.. clearly went amiss
But no, I do not think appendage size is proportional to our brain capacity. Or maybe I’ve just nae brain and.. well
I guarantee it's not, I've checked "
When? Where? God damn secret lurking..
or have I done a fab special and sent you a nice rare dick pic? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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If I've not seen your dick, I assume that it looks fine and functions. Therefore I'm happy.
If you send me a photo of it then I might be put off (they're not the most attractive male feature IMHO)
Therefore putting aside the fact that I would find you disrespectful because I've said I don't want to see it and you've sent it to me. It also means I'm more likely to be put off than if you didn't send it.
On a different note, people say men are easier to decode than women.....then why do I always find the complicated ones? |
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over a year ago
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way! "
I need not travel in any man's mind all I know is that they all have horny minds right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I've not seen your dick, I assume that it looks fine and functions. Therefore I'm happy.
If you send me a photo of it then I might be put off (they're not the most attractive male feature IMHO)
Therefore putting aside the fact that I would find you disrespectful because I've said I don't want to see it and you've sent it to me. It also means I'm more likely to be put off than if you didn't send it.
On a different note, people say men are easier to decode than women.....then why do I always find the complicated ones?"
a lot of folk have a lot of baggage which they carry with them
if they left the baggage at home it would be good
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"So after my attempt in decoding a women's mind and terribly failing at it, I have now decided to start a series on decoding a man's mind. I am sure this would be a piece of cake!
My first question in the series is, why do men have to send unsolicited cock pics to women? Is it because you are proud of your cock or is there other reasons?
This topic is dedicated s88x by the way!
I need not travel in any man's mind all I know is that they all have horny minds right now "
It's not our fault, we keep imagining all the fun the ladies on here are getting up to. Probably why they don't read our messages, they are elbows deep in cock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've not seen your dick, I assume that it looks fine and functions. Therefore I'm happy.
If you send me a photo of it then I might be put off (they're not the most attractive male feature IMHO)
Therefore putting aside the fact that I would find you disrespectful because I've said I don't want to see it and you've sent it to me. It also means I'm more likely to be put off than if you didn't send it.
On a different note, people say men are easier to decode than women.....then why do I always find the complicated ones?"
Exactly. That is the reason I haven't sent you a dick pic, yet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I've not seen your dick, I assume that it looks fine and functions. Therefore I'm happy.
If you send me a photo of it then I might be put off (they're not the most attractive male feature IMHO)
Therefore putting aside the fact that I would find you disrespectful because I've said I don't want to see it and you've sent it to me. It also means I'm more likely to be put off than if you didn't send it.
On a different note, people say men are easier to decode than women.....then why do I always find the complicated ones?"
I thought I was the uncomplicated one! |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"If I've not seen your dick, I assume that it looks fine and functions. Therefore I'm happy.
If you send me a photo of it then I might be put off (they're not the most attractive male feature IMHO)
Therefore putting aside the fact that I would find you disrespectful because I've said I don't want to see it and you've sent it to me. It also means I'm more likely to be put off than if you didn't send it.
On a different note, people say men are easier to decode than women.....then why do I always find the complicated ones?
Exactly. That is the reason I haven't sent you a dick pic, yet! "
That's why we get on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down "
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again! "
Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again!
Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?"
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again!
Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible "
Do you run for just 10 mins only? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again!
Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible
Do you run for just 10 mins only? "
No, but the pre-run wank does its part to mitigate the problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck this thread had genuinely fried my little brain tonight.. maybe there’s too much blood elsewhere in my body.
I need a lie down
It is great though! We are training to use the right head were the brain belongs! It is like learning to walk all over again!
Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible
Do you run for just 10 mins only?
No, but the pre-run wank does its part to mitigate the problem"
Cardio makes my dick shrink to an unimaginable size. Clearly both my brains hate it! |
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over a year ago
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Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible
Do you run for just 10 mins only?
No, but the pre-run wank does its part to mitigate the problem
Cardio makes my dick shrink to an unimaginable size. Clearly both my brains hate it! "
Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool. |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
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Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool. "
That's generally what I think about when I'm in the pool! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible
Do you run for just 10 mins only?
No, but the pre-run wank does its part to mitigate the problem
Cardio makes my dick shrink to an unimaginable size. Clearly both my brains hate it!
Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool. "
Agree. Cardio in the cold sucks! Cold mornings are worse! |
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over a year ago
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Is that why people always say that saying. What is it..
“learn to wank before you can run” ?
I always have a wank before I run, I run in tights or short shorts and a hard on in either is usually very visible
Do you run for just 10 mins only?
No, but the pre-run wank does its part to mitigate the problem
Cardio makes my dick shrink to an unimaginable size. Clearly both my brains hate it!
Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool. "
The treadmills at my gym back home face out the window to this beautiful wall on the building a meter passed the window frame
And the one in the offshore gym faces the window but all you can see is grey sky and grey sea water for miles. I suppose I could imagine some fine specimens bobbing about in the sea out side |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool.
That's generally what I think about when I'm in the pool! "
Well it's what I think the women I'm looking at in the pool are thinking of when I'm thinking of them. Glad to know I was right |
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over a year ago
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Cardio in the cold yes, but not in warm weather or on a treadmill. Doesn't help that I distract myself during cardio by thinking about sex or that the treadmills at my local gym face the pool.
That's generally what I think about when I'm in the pool! "
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over a year ago
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We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
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Ok |
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you "
Calm down kid ! |
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over a year ago
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid ! "
I love you too |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid ! "
What? |
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over a year ago
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?"
Yes you can but don't say it loud
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
"
Why? |
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over a year ago
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?"
Because my hearing isn't that good |
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but shout it out loud
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good "
And? |
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?"
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore. "
So go rim him
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
"
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply"
Your welcome. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply"
What did you expect
Flowers????? |
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply
What did you expect
Flowers?????"
Yes why not. A man need to hope |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply
What did you expect
Flowers?????
Yes why not. A man need to hope "
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply
What did you expect
Flowers?????
Yes why not. A man need to hope
OK I still love you x"
Ok ok you can |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply
What did you expect
Flowers?????
Yes why not. A man need to hope
OK I still love you x
Ok ok you can "
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over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We are very fragile creatures who need constant reassuring and approvals from the feminine gents.
We think that our level of manliness is defined by our cock size therefore we need to know what other think of it
Ok I love you
Calm down kid !
What? I can't love you anymore ?
Yes you can but don't say it loud
Why?
Because my hearing isn't that good
And?
My neighbour has a problem with the back window of his car. It doesn't defrost it anymore.
So go rim him
Doing it as I am typing this lovely reply
What did you expect
Flowers?????
Yes why not. A man need to hope
OK I still love you x
Ok ok you can "
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