"I forgot what the FAB SI unit is for cock size at the moment, Is it a sky remote or a can of
I'm a solid fun size can  "
Don't forget the up and cumming red bull can with its subconscious message that the cocks owner has wings!!!!  |
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"I forgot what the FAB SI unit is for cock size at the moment, Is it a sky remote or a can of
I'm a solid fun size can
Don't forget the up and cumming red bull can with its subconscious message that the cocks owner has wings!!!! "
I do drink a lot of Monster Energy drink from the 1pint cans.....a case of the sub concious message seriously disappointing the recipient |
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"94% of men lie about their penis size! are you one of them?  "
I don't. I also don't know exactly how big it is - believe it or not, I've never measured it ... I mean what's the point - it is what it is - nothing I can do about it; but I sure as hell know what to do with it  |
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...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."
After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says
"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."
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"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."
After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says
"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."
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"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."
After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says
"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."
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see, the builder didn't give her a firm quote after all...! |
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"...Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says "I have a eight inch dick and can shag all night."
After a few beers she takes Bob home with her. The next morning she says
"You said you had an eight inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a five inch dick and lasted three minutes!" Bob replies "I'm a buider love, It was an estimate."
see, the builder didn't give her a firm quote after all...! "
No I did'nt 
sorry, he did'nt!
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The size the man describes his cock is proportionate to the ability his Mrs has to park the car...
If men tell them their cocks are 8 inches when its really only 4 how the fuck can we expect them to judge distances!!! |
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"The size the man describes his cock is proportionate to the ability his Mrs has to park the car...
If men tell them their cocks are 8 inches when its really only 4 how the fuck can we expect them to judge distances!!!"
Lol I like your style. |
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. I've been quoting metric, 