"What’s ur party trick with a body part in time for the festive season"
We nail dismembered mummified hands to wooden posts. The index finger points toward the next marker and, onward, to our house.
We, always, tell visitors to lock their car doors, ensure that their windows are secured and don't stop to talk to the locals. So far, we have only lost one cousin and some random friends from work. |
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"What’s ur party trick with a body part in time for the festive season
Pass me a pint glass I’ll touch the bottom of it "
thats not difficult 
I am the jedi master of cockfarts |
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"I can hold a pint with my boobs
Golden wonder great u have best boobs on the please mail me "
i think there may be words missing unless im reading it wrong |
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