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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Got the munchies, no biscuits, crisps, popcorn, chocolate, sweets, fruit in.
So, anyone got any spare and happen to live in Stockport?
(No I am not going out to buy some if someone can drop some off  )
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend  "
Then you should of invited me instead  |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend
Then you should of invited me instead "
I asked you if you were coming, or Christmas shopping. You said you weren't sure. |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend
Then you should of invited me instead "
I could give you a lovely shower scub  |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep 
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers "
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend
Then you should of invited me instead
I could give you a lovely shower scub "
Yes, erm,  |
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"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's "
I miss spell one word and u bin me  |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's
I miss spell one word and u bin me "
You.
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend
Then you should of invited me instead
I could give you a lovely shower scub
Yes, erm, "
It was sexy. Yes ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that  soggy bread "
Perfect with a little lurpak |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's
I miss spell one word and u bin me "
Two.
suk
yr |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak "
O God I'm going to hurl!  |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I have just scoffed a box of milk and white chocolate fingers. I bought them expecting to share them with a friend, who decided to stay in Stockport this weekend
Then you should of invited me instead
I could give you a lovely shower scub
Yes, erm,
It was sexy. Yes ? "
It's certainly one I will remember, even with alzheimer's
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl! "
Well the other end is empty |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty "
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty "
???????? |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
????????"
See the post above yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life! "
That’s disgusting |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
????????"
DO NOT ASK
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"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's
I miss spell one word and u bin me
Two.
suk
yr"
Suck my what ? |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life! "
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
????????
DO NOT ASK
"
To late ...... |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's
I miss spell one word and u bin me
Two.
suk
yr
Suck my what ? "
It was in your reply |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance "
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak! |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
????????
DO NOT ASK
To late ...... "
Too gobby to silence |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
That’s disgusting "
Hahahaha.....true though.... |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak! "
I said 'at times' I am glad |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
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Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight..... |
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"Did you mention biscuits?
Do I need to, to be honoured with your presence
Can I lick the cream from yr biscuit jep
Cadbury chocolate fingers don't have cream.
Ok, then can I suk yr fingers
Not from someone who uses text speak from the 90's
I miss spell one word and u bin me
Two.
suk
yr
Suck my what ?
It was in your reply "
I never sucked my thumb or fingers when I was a kid, I ain’t going start now but nowt wrong in sucking a lady’s |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight..... "
I haven't had my steak yet either |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight..... "
Hahahaha I do apologise..........oh hold on.......nah I don't.... |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
Hahahaha I do apologise..........oh hold on.......nah I don't.... "
Ffs woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either "
Steak or tesco value bacon? |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon? "
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod... |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon? "
No idea, she hasn't bought it yet. Selfish mare only bought herself sprouts |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod... "
So sheep then
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod... "
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod... "
Ima tuck into a Chinese anyway |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb "
Steak! No menu changing fadge....  |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge.... "
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge.... "
B I S C U I T S
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh "
See I knew I liked you for a reason.... |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason.... "
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason.... "
His name was Thomas, but called Tidy, a Welsh thing I was told. A bit like British used to call Richard, dick  |
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
His name was Thomas, but called Tidy, a Welsh thing I was told. A bit like British used to call Richard, dick "
We,re all tidy in Wales |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
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Hey what
That's news to me too |
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over a year ago
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
Hey what
That's news to me too "
Have I spoilt the surprise?
Sorry
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"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
Hey what
That's news to me too
Have I spoilt the surprise?
Sorry
"
Wtf? |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Only soggy biscuits round here
You a dunker?
The most dunky a person could be! I dunk toast in tea.
Yeh I know someone else does that soggy bread
Perfect with a little lurpak
O God I'm going to hurl!
Well the other end is empty
I know! I've never shat so much sprouts in my life!
At times I am so glad there is a 90 minute distance
Yehhhhhhhhh til you smell the steak!
I said 'at times' I am glad
Well thanks no biscuits for me tonight.....
I haven't had my steak yet either
Steak or tesco value bacon?
It's proper Welsh steak, cheeky sod...
Please let it be lamb. I love lamb
Steak! No menu changing fadge....
Awwww, I am part Welsh. My grandad was Welsh
See I knew I liked you for a reason....
You've not told her about the strap on idea then?
Hey what
That's news to me too
Have I spoilt the surprise?
Sorry
Wtf? "
That's what she will say
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"I have biscuits.
Rich Tea
Phew
Of all the biscuits,rich tea are a bit dissapointing
But less fattening, he says having nearly half the packet!
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Fattening qualites of biscuits should never be considered, just get them down your neck |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have biscuits.
Rich Tea
Phew
Of all the biscuits,rich tea are a bit dissapointing
But less fattening, he says having nearly half the packet!
Fattening qualites of biscuits should never be considered, just get them down your neck "
This is true, and it is december after all
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"Got the munchies, no biscuits, crisps, popcorn, chocolate, sweets, fruit in.
So, anyone got any spare and happen to live in Stockport?
(No I am not going out to buy some if someone can drop some off )
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Just about to open a box of luxuary chocolate biscuits... usually we’re the kind of couple that likes to share  but you’re a long way away |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Got the munchies, no biscuits, crisps, popcorn, chocolate, sweets, fruit in.
So, anyone got any spare and happen to live in Stockport?
(No I am not going out to buy some if someone can drop some off )
Just about to open a box of luxuary chocolate biscuits... usually we’re the kind of couple that likes to share but you’re a long way away "
Your right
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over a year ago
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"One bourbon left! You are more than welcome to it, it is a bit furry, found it in my pocket
Soz about that though
Not a problem, just blow on it for me first
"
Omg! I give you a furry biscuit and I have to blow on it for you!!!! You will be asking me to feed it to you next!
Lazy article! Blow on it yourself |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"One bourbon left! You are more than welcome to it, it is a bit furry, found it in my pocket
Soz about that though
Not a problem, just blow on it for me first
Omg! I give you a furry biscuit and I have to blow on it for you!!!! You will be asking me to feed it to you next!
Lazy article! Blow on it yourself "
Oh no, the biscuit is fine as it is
That's not whats being blown on
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No biscuits but the take away came with a free doughnut!
Type of doughnut?
And what take away comes with a doughnut?
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Was an iced ring it came from the chippy |
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"I've just baked a load of butter biscuits but I think Stockport is a bit far away for delivery.
Real Butter?
Just, that might make the difference!
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Absolutely, when Mr R bakes, he takes no short cuts |
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"One bourbon left! You are more than welcome to it, it is a bit furry, found it in my pocket
Soz about that though
Not a problem, just blow on it for me first
Omg! I give you a furry biscuit and I have to blow on it for you!!!! You will be asking me to feed it to you next!
Lazy article! Blow on it yourself
Oh no, the biscuit is fine as it is
That's not whats being blown on
"
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"No biscuits but the take away came with a free doughnut!
Type of doughnut?
And what take away comes with a doughnut?
Was an iced ring it came from the chippy "
Erm, is that normal for your area?
Never heard of a chippy doing that before!
Was it a big order, or did it come with a note saying "edible cock ring"?
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've just baked a load of butter biscuits but I think Stockport is a bit far away for delivery.
Real Butter?
Just, that might make the difference!
Absolutely, when Mr R bakes, he takes no short cuts "
Sigh
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"One bourbon left! You are more than welcome to it, it is a bit furry, found it in my pocket
Soz about that though
Not a problem, just blow on it for me first
Omg! I give you a furry biscuit and I have to blow on it for you!!!! You will be asking me to feed it to you next!
Lazy article! Blow on it yourself
Oh no, the biscuit is fine as it is
That's not whats being blown on
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It's only a bit of fluff!
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"Got the munchies, no biscuits, crisps, popcorn, chocolate, sweets, fruit in.
So, anyone got any spare and happen to live in Stockport?
(No I am not going out to buy some if someone can drop some off )
"
I can post you a packet of Tim Tams? |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Got the munchies, no biscuits, crisps, popcorn, chocolate, sweets, fruit in.
So, anyone got any spare and happen to live in Stockport?
(No I am not going out to buy some if someone can drop some off )
I can post you a packet of Tim Tams? "
What are they?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just baked a load of butter biscuits but I think Stockport is a bit far away for delivery.
Real Butter?
Just, that might make the difference!
Absolutely, when Mr R bakes, he takes no short cuts
Sigh
"
I also have fresh cheese scones, made with extra mature cheddar. |
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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
"I've just baked a load of butter biscuits but I think Stockport is a bit far away for delivery.
Real Butter?
Just, that might make the difference!
Absolutely, when Mr R bakes, he takes no short cuts
Sigh
I also have fresh cheese scones, made with extra mature cheddar. "
Your not making a friend here you know!
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