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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Crisps!

I'm on my sofa, halfway pissed on gin and I am craving crisps. Being the good girl I am, I don't buy snacks in my weekly shop so if I want them I have to go out in the FECKING freezing wind to the corner shop!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted something that bad I’d go out in a tornado

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d wrap myself in crisp packets for you

, and deliver myself, you’d gave to lick the crumbs off though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For an ice cold vodka and diet , I am going to brave the cold in a couple of hours

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Erm you don’t sound or look like a good girl lol

#justsaying

We would drop you some off but your a little far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I wanted something that bad I’d go out in a tornado

I'm at the 'would it be better to bribe my daughter' stage...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d wrap myself in crisp packets for you

, and deliver myself, you’d gave to lick the crumbs off though "

Oh god yes

Salt and vinegar Pringles please

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For an ice cold vodka and diet , I am going to brave the cold in a couple of hours "

Wrap up. It will be worth the red ears.

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crisps!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much..."
I've got nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erm you don’t sound or look like a good girl lol

#justsaying

We would drop you some off but your a little far away "

I am an angel. It tattooed on my belly so must be true...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch peachy I would go and get them for you x

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By *epsonWoman over a year ago

Biddulph

"Pickled onion monster munch peachy I would go and get them for you x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d wrap myself in crisp packets for you

, and deliver myself, you’d gave to lick the crumbs off though

Oh god yes

Salt and vinegar Pringles please

Peach x"

Only if you share

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By *ookMan over a year ago

london

I am also at home... eating Christmas presents bought for elderly relatives with a big mug of tea...is that bad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm you don’t sound or look like a good girl lol

#justsaying

We would drop you some off but your a little far away

I am an angel. It tattooed on my belly so must be true...

Peach x"

Hey, I have Saint tattooed on my back because I'm a Saint!

#tattoosdontlie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel your pain, thought i had tortilla chips in the cupboard

But i do have pain au chocolate, by the time i reach the bottom of this bottle, i expect i will have eaten all 6 of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would trudge naked in the snow to get your crisps..lol....Costa mocha...I know that's sad but that's me but only if I can drink it in a beautiful spot..as I do everyday

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

When I was pregnant I would have braved a nuclear winter for mini mars bars. Nowadays it depends how hungry I am

If you go yourself it means there are no calories in the snack. That is a scientific fact proved by actual scientists

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By *epsonWoman over a year ago

Biddulph

"When I was pregnant I would have braved a nuclear winter for mini mars bars. Nowadays it depends how hungry I am

If you go yourself it means there are no calories in the snack. That is a scientific fact proved by actual scientists"

And if you eat them while you walk, it negates the calories

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crisps!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much...I've got nuts

Salty?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch peachy I would go and get them for you x"

Much as I love you, I draw the line at pickled onion monster munch. Being me heatwave Doritos and I'll give you a blowie

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d wrap myself in crisp packets for you

, and deliver myself, you’d gave to lick the crumbs off though

Oh god yes

Salt and vinegar Pringles please

Peach x

Only if you share

Always

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am also at home... eating Christmas presents bought for elderly relatives with a big mug of tea...is that bad? "

Not at all. Temptation is there to fall on our knees in front of...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erm you don’t sound or look like a good girl lol

#justsaying

We would drop you some off but your a little far away

I am an angel. It tattooed on my belly so must be true...

Peach x

Hey, I have Saint tattooed on my back because I'm a Saint!

#tattoosdontlie"

#honesttruthguv

Peach x

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Two packets of Smokey Bacon just been devoured on this settee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feel your pain, thought i had tortilla chips in the cupboard

But i do have pain au chocolate, by the time i reach the bottom of this bottle, i expect i will have eaten all 6 of them

Hahaha! I just had one of thosw myself! I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crisps!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much..."

he he or is it hic hic peach

nothing wrong with a good talk or conversation

I go out to get nibbles in the cold weather it is Saturday after all and it is nibble night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currant buns from a certain bakery near me I would go out in all weather's for!!!!

And I can never buy just one when I go.

They are just so addictive.

I'm also a crisp lover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would trudge naked in the snow to get your crisps..lol....Costa mocha...I know that's sad but that's me but only if I can drink it in a beautiful spot..as I do everyday

Swoon! Picture postcard beautiful!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel your pain, thought i had tortilla chips in the cupboard

But i do have pain au chocolate, by the time i reach the bottom of this bottle, i expect i will have eaten all 6 of them

Hahaha! I just had one of thosw myself! I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x"

Hehe... Plenty for us to share, i think you'd look cute with melted chocolatey lips

marshmallows are next on my hit list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I was pregnant I would have braved a nuclear winter for mini mars bars. Nowadays it depends how hungry I am

If you go yourself it means there are no calories in the snack. That is a scientific fact proved by actual scientists"

That's exactly why I don't buy snacks in the weekly shop!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Crisps!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much...

he he or is it hic hic peach

nothing wrong with a good talk or conversation

I go out to get nibbles in the cold weather it is Saturday after all and it is nibble night! "

Girl after my own!

Enjoy!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feel your pain, thought i had tortilla chips in the cupboard

But i do have pain au chocolate, by the time i reach the bottom of this bottle, i expect i will have eaten all 6 of them

Hahaha! I just had one of thosw myself! I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x

Hehe... Plenty for us to share, i think you'd look cute with melted chocolatey lips

marshmallows are next on my hit list

Damn! Now you're talking! Fluffy bunny?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x

Hehe... Plenty for us to share, i think you'd look cute with melted chocolatey lips

marshmallows are next on my hit list

Damn! Now you're talking! Fluffy bunny?

Peach x"

Two bunnies in a bind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch peachy I would go and get them for you x

Much as I love you, I draw the line at pickled onion monster munch. Being me heatwave Doritos and I'll give you a blowie

Peach x"

Chilli heatwave it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x

Hehe... Plenty for us to share, i think you'd look cute with melted chocolatey lips

marshmallows are next on my hit list

Damn! Now you're talking! Fluffy bunny?

Peach x

Two bunnies in a bind

We can make marshmallows sexy

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch peachy I would go and get them for you x

Much as I love you, I draw the line at pickled onion monster munch. Being me heatwave Doritos and I'll give you a blowie

Peach x

Chilli heatwave it is

You are the best! Slap it on my chin then..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I feel like I want to snack with you

Peach x

Hehe... Plenty for us to share, i think you'd look cute with melted chocolatey lips

marshmallows are next on my hit list

Damn! Now you're talking! Fluffy bunny?

Peach x

Two bunnies in a bind

That is in my repertoire

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being a biscuit fiend I've braved all weathers for dark chocolate digestives! Like it when they get all warm and gooey......wait what were we talking about?

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz"

The question is; did you bring crisps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps? "

No! *massive crying emoji

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x"

Your typing skills are exemplary considering your mashed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crisps!

What or who would you face all weather for? Have you braved a snowstorm for a bag of wotsits? Would you go to the shop for me is the real question?

Peach x

A bit d*unk and talking too much...I've got nuts

Salty?

Peach x"
one aspect will be salty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few more beers and a extremely horny dirty lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tea and a glass of red

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"Being the good girl I am, I don't buy snacks in my weekly shop so if I want them I have to go out in the FECKING freezing wind to the corner shop!"

But your not a good girl

As you do snack on the sly often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm you don’t sound or look like a good girl lol

#justsaying

We would drop you some off but your a little far away

I am an angel. It tattooed on my belly so must be true...

Peach x

Hey, I have Saint tattooed on my back because I'm a Saint!

#tattoosdontlie"

I’ve got a polo mint tattooed on my arm so I must be mint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Being the good girl I am, I don't buy snacks in my weekly shop so if I want them I have to go out in the FECKING freezing wind to the corner shop!

But your not a good girl

As you do snack on the sly often."

Wait... What?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x

Your typing skills are exemplary considering your mashed

I thank autocarrot for that and my obsession with grammar snd spelling

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x

Your typing skills are exemplary considering your mashed

I thank autocarrot for that and my obsession with grammar snd spelling

Peach x"

Oh ffs...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x

Your typing skills are exemplary considering your mashed

I thank autocarrot for that and my obsession with grammar snd spelling

Peach x

Oh ffs..."

Hahahaha....brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I'm really d*unk now

Peach x

Your typing skills are exemplary considering your mashed

I thank autocarrot for that and my obsession with grammar snd spelling

Peach x

Oh ffs..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scoffing my way through a bag of 'rasher' crisps....and Sausage rolls in the oven

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Scoffing my way through a bag of 'rasher' crisps....and Sausage rolls in the oven

Pffft. Where was my invite??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scoffing my way through a bag of 'rasher' crisps....and Sausage rolls in the oven

Pffft. Where was my invite??

Bring snacks!!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Scoffing my way through a bag of 'rasher' crisps....and Sausage rolls in the oven

Pffft. Where was my invite??

Bring snacks!! "

On my way.

PM the address. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps? "

Too pissed to send me a message or call

Fuzz

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I also don't keep snacks in the house, which makes my toast consumption sky high...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps?

Too pissed to send me a message or call

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps?

Too pissed to send me a message or call

Fuzz

But not too pissed to run a thread

Obviously still my fault

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps?

Too pissed to send me a message or call

Fuzz

But not too pissed to run a thread

Obviously still my fault

Fuzz"

Of course you're the male half

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need..... Someone to cuddle up with while I'm having a cosy movie night

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Five miles to our nearest shop this time of the day, I have however just collected little one from a Christmas party & stocked up on Haribo jelly men & salt & vinegar peanuts while out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Back from work to a half pissed Peach. Happy days

Fuzz

The question is; did you bring crisps?

Too pissed to send me a message or call

Fuzz

But not too pissed to run a thread

Obviously still my fault

Fuzz

Of course you're the male half "

Thanks for reminding me

Fuzz

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