Woke earlier than I wanted too.. now lying here writing this shit and wondering, should I have a wank and see if that’s sends me back to sleep, then I think I can’t be arsed ... anyone else have that feeling? |
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"Go and get yourself some breakfast instead.
How do you like your eggs?
Beaten to a pulp.
That’s the difference between an egg and a wank, u can’t beat a wank,,,, but I just can’t be arsed  "
Stick the telly on then. |
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"Woke earlier than I wanted too.. now lying here writing this shit and wondering, should I have a wank and see if that’s sends me back to sleep, then I think I can’t be arsed ... anyone else have that feeling? "
Go for a jog around the block |
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"Can't be arsed
Well maybe someday you will meet the right man and all that will change, chin up OP   "
Meet the right man.. I could be gay, it’s bad enough getting rejected by women, never mind men |
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By *oxychicWoman
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"Can't be arsed
Well maybe someday you will meet the right man and all that will change, chin up OP
Meet the right man.. I could be gay, it’s bad enough getting rejected by women, never mind men "
Awww bless |
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"Woke earlier than I wanted too.. now lying here writing this shit and wondering, should I have a wank and see if that’s sends me back to sleep, then I think I can’t be arsed ... anyone else have that feeling?
Go for a jog around the block "
A jog, that would finish me off for good |
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"Woke earlier than I wanted too.. now lying here writing this shit and wondering, should I have a wank and see if that’s sends me back to sleep, then I think I can’t be arsed ... anyone else have that feeling?
Go for a jog around the block
A jog, that would finish me off for good "
It should take you mind off having a ham shank though |
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"Woke earlier than I wanted too.. now lying here writing this shit and wondering, should I have a wank and see if that’s sends me back to sleep, then I think I can’t be arsed ... anyone else have that feeling?
Go for a jog around the block
A jog, that would finish me off for good
It should take you mind off having a ham shank though "
What when I’m in hospital after jogging and an heart attack |
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