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You know you're getting old when????
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
was thinking the same thing today when i spotted a pair of flats(strictley for dog walking)and thought oo they look comfy,the woman in the shop nearly had a heart attack, when i realised what i had thought and i screamed noooooo,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home 
you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying "
they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home
you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying
they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too"
FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home
Then miss the bog and piss on them!"
Or you piss on them and don't know it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home
you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying
they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too
FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel.... "
and she leaves the oven turned on for 24 hrs   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You go out and buy new slippers and look forward to trying them on when you get home
you need to get out more.....other than slipper buying
they have a nice cardy in greenwoods too
FFS Pipe n slipers n.rocker next.......ya as.ole as the woman ya feel....
and she leaves the oven turned on for 24 hrs "
Only at the main switch....saves ya ole back.bending foward in ya new slippers n turning it on....seee i always think about u ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"private are you talking to yourself on your own couples profile??? lol "
...... shhhhhhh another sign of old age ........ they forget who they are and who they are talking to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"private are you talking to yourself on your own couples profile??? lol
...... shhhhhhh another sign of old age ........ they forget who they are and who they are talking to. "
I heard that pardon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... you know you're old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead..... okay how many old fekkrs are trying that now? "
ok i just tried that... not sure why but now feel crappy that ive a fat forehead lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
When you remember back when PC had only one meaning, and he'd clip you round the lughole if you cheeked him....
And the other day I was explaining where my mam's new flat was to an older friend and I said "You know, the new flats at the bottom of xxx street" and she said "You mean the ones they built back end of the 70's" |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"when you take time to do what you usedd to do all the time 
and when you look so mean cos your jeans are so tight....;-) Remember "Oldest swinegr in town" ? "
guess thats why I don't wear jeans any more |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"You know you're getting old when????
You go to buy a ticket at a tourist attraction at the age of 52 and the young girl asks if you want "concessions"! "
A former workmate of mine caught onto this very quickly!  |
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