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over a year ago
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I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it 
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P"
I’m sure you look wonderful in a shirt 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P"
I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.
I still have a pulse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me 
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Not your day today is it?
Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.  "
I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P"
Stop attention seeking and just leave us in peace please
Jeez  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P
I’m sure you look wonderful in a shirt
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Gotta wear one for work later.... I may have a final destination demise by salad bar electrocution |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P
I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.
I still have a pulse "
Shhhhh, I'm milking it  they've not realised just yet |
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"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me
P
Not your day today is it?
Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.
I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted
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Nope, I'm just not superstitious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can fuck off with this dieing shite .
You ain't going nowhere . If you die I'm quitting the forums forever .
 you  "
I would too if I were you. It would be harrowing without me.
All those reminders of me and nobody to offer sage wisdom with a twist.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah...Thats it, you're done. Nice knowing you OP!
There's no fighting the bad juju once it sets in. I'll see if Brian Blessed is booked up"
You remembered!
Book him Danno |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P
Stop attention seeking and just leave us in peace please
Jeez "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me
P
Not your day today is it?
Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.
I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted
Nope, I'm just not superstitious "
Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But you're too amazing to leave us
Who will take the place of a potty mouthed, loveable miniature overthinker? It just won't work."
Will be like Wallace and Grommit wearing the wrong trousers. |
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"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me
P
Not your day today is it?
Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.
I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted
Nope, I'm just not superstitious
Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner "
You're right, how could I be so naive. You will be sorely missed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P
I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.
I still have a pulse
Shhhhh, I'm milking it they've not realised just yet "
Oops! My lips are sealed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*short life ffs. See, even autocarrot had it in for me
P
Not your day today is it?
Dont worry, I'm sure you will be fine.
I bet you thought the snowman would be fine too and he melted
Nope, I'm just not superstitious
Nor am I, but when the signs are there you have to listen. I'm a gonner
You're right, how could I be so naive. You will be sorely missed "
See! Even you believe it now. I knew it was true... aaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh
I've just paid all my bills this morning too, what a fucking waste |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fear it may be my last day today.
If superstitions are to be upheld I'm fucked. We're aware it's Friday the 13th. Keep that in mind.
A bird at your window is meant to signify death.
1 magpie is for sorrow.
Well I've just had a cunting magpie sat on the outside of my window ledge tapping the window on friday the bastard 13th.
If I die today, thank you for the good times ya fucknuggets and I'll see ya in hell.
Now, rub my ego a little to make me feel like my shirt life has been worth it
Hurry.....I'm fading fast
P
I had a magpie on my window a few weeks ago.
I still have a pulse
Shhhhh, I'm milking it they've not realised just yet
Oops! My lips are sealed! "
Nice one
*secret handshake and knowing tap on the nose* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....
ooh squirrel
Erm where was I? "
I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small |
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"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....
ooh squirrel
Erm where was I?
I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small "
There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....
ooh squirrel
Erm where was I?
I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small
There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it. "
Not to worry my love, for I am adapting one of my daughter's LOL dolls to craft a life-size replica as we speak...
B x |
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"Can’t stop the inevitable. You will be missed. We will have a wake or some shit, maybe just say “oh” or ....
ooh squirrel
Erm where was I?
I was thinking more along the lines of a statue and having the site renamed after me, ya know, just something small
There are some that have been waiting 9 years for a cock pic filter. You have no chance. Ahem, I mean sure, a statue, I’m on it.
Not to worry my love, for I am adapting one of my daughter's LOL dolls to craft a life-size replica as we speak...
B x"
I’ve got a left over Bertie Bassett and a Jelly baby from a Halloween treat pack. Any good?
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