Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down
with half a crown
and it wasnt for carrying water lol
Little miss Moffet sat on a toffet with her knickers all ripped tron now it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But little boy blue with his horn
lol
Come on what is your nursery rhymes lol
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Mary had a little dress
The side was split up high
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thigh
Mary had another dress
The split was up the front
But she never wore that one.
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"Little miss buffet just reminds me of judge dred, aye yi ya"
Wow. What a great pair of eyes!
Do I know you? You look very much like my next girlfriend!  |
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From the Gap Band oops upside your head they put rhymes in their songs
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun stupid Jill forgot her pill now they got a son   |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Sing a song of intercourse
A fanny full of spunk
Four and twenty sperm cells
Swimming up her cunt
When the shag was over
The jizz began to flow
Wasn't that a lovely fuck
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down
with half a crown
and it wasnt for carrying water lol
Little miss Moffet sat on a toffet with her knickers all ripped tron now it wasn't a spider that sat down beside her
But little boy blue with his horn
lol
Come on what is your nursery rhymes lol
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