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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Feed it pineapples x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride it like Sea Biscuit

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

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get the ice cream out

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Lick it's fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride it's horn

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

get the ice cream out

Yeh, the unicones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Get hold of that Horne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

get the ice cream out

Yeh, the unicones.

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I'll have a 99

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Lick it's fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feed it pineapples x "

Oh do they like pineapples ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ride it like Sea Biscuit

Fuzz"

How does one do that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

get the ice cream out

Why?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Feed it pineapples x

Oh do they like pineapples ?"

Yep, pineapples and honey x

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

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milk it,

And be Quick about it,

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Take it to Bonertown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Shag it - it'll stop the couples on here moaning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fingers it's minge

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Take it to Bonertown"

It can join me on the train to boner town.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defo ride it

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Feed the pony....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ride it like Sea Biscuit

Fuzz

How does one do that ?"

Let me show you

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

get the ice cream out

Why?"
unicones should be licked i agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fluffy is it?

Would fucking it’s horn be classed as beastality or just fantasality?

*bloody age filters

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Take a picture with your worst possible camera, and sell the photo to the tabloids

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By *heffmMan over a year ago

sheffield

shoot the c***

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cook it !

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I think you should invite us over, get the sprinkler out and run around naked underneath it and use some shower gel.

This applies whether there is a unicorn in your garden or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

milk it,

And be Quick about it, "

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Take it to Bonertown"

Can you show me the way please ?

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

milk it,

And be Quick about it,

No thanks

"
why not

You be worth a fortune after,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is It so fluffy you feel your going to die lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

milk it,

And be Quick about it,

No thanks

why not

You be worth a fortune after,

Na I've already made my fortune.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

Shag it - it'll stop the couples on here moaning

That's not nice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think you should give its horn a hand job

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Theres a unicorn in my garden. What should I do

milk it,

And be Quick about it,

No thanks

why not

You be worth a fortune after,

Na I've already made my fortune."
well milk it and call me, I'll be down within the hour,

I'll put it on the black market,

Be loaded,

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Drink its blood and become immortal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drink its blood and become immortal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lick it's fanny

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Return it to whoever it belongs to

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Lick it's fanny

Good idea

I have the best ideas, they are usually terrible the morning after though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lick it's fanny

Good idea

I have the best ideas, they are usually terrible the morning after though

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