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Most blatant lie you ever seen on here
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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago
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Only asking as seen a profile here today saying they never been on this site before then continue to state last time they where here people stole there pictures just made us laugh and thought has anyone else caught little things like this xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One "women" claimed that they were friends with the owner of the site and would have be banned if i didnt meet with a "male friend" of theres. Very believable if you ask me |
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Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols "
woah woah woah nothing wrong with lies there entertainment once i lifted up a car with my cock
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"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol"
(Ray) I'd have to go back 25 years to pull that lie off 
To pull off a lie you need a very good memory
I can barely remember if I put kecks on in the morning hence I cannot lie ! |
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"Don’t u just love liars .. pathetic fuckers ... why do it ? Don’t get it .. had an ex who lied to me for ages and she actually believed the lies .. best song ever about liars is liar by the pistols woah woah woah nothing wrong with lies there entertainment once i lifted up a car with my cock"
Hang on I’ll get back to you, I’m just poking the fire with mine |
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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago
PRESTON |
"I have seen a black cock on a white mans profile. Think they should go see a doctor about that. Or loosen their cock ring.
That or need a wash lol
That made me spit my drink out lol"
I hope that's the only thing you spit out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..  "
I'm sure they think Essex is in east midlands to. |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"The worst are the couples where the wifes always out and you only ever get to see pics of the husband live
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We chatted to couples but strangely it was mainly the fella as the lady wasn't about hmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a couple of years ago watching a woman on cam having a little play with herself..she finished and lit up a cigarette. I then looked at her profile which clearly said she was a non smoker who would not meet smokers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon.. "
Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands  |
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That guy that was on here recently asking for profile advice that showed him with a massive black cock. Everyone could see from reverse image search that it was from a Kenyan porn site.
He then went away and made a new profile advice thread with a different big black cock pic that was also from the same Kenyan porn site! When people pointed this out he said his cock pic had been photo verified by admin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..
Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands
This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.
P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby   "
Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.
I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia  |
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"That guy that was on here recently asking for profile advice that showed him with a massive black cock. Everyone could see from reverse image search that it was from a Kenyan porn site.
He then went away and made a new profile advice thread with a different big black cock pic that was also from the same Kenyan porn site! When people pointed this out he said his cock pic had been photo verified by admin "
Haaaaaaa I remember that! |
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..
Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands
This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.
P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby
Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.
I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia "
Gotta love an Essex gal, do you speak like Denise van Outen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon.. I'm sure they think Essex is in east midlands to."
This is an ongoing cause of misery and frustration which Fab will not change - believe me, I've tried. Other people have tried. Nope. They refuse to change it. BUT ..Fab has an East Anglia chat room??? I've asked for an East Anglia area or to be included in the South East, but apparently no. Because according to Fab I live in the East Midlands .... urghhhh!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol
We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest"
Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.
I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profile picture and they look great and then you ask for a new picture and then you get a picture of them looking 5 years older "
Only 5 years!! Our record was a couple in Norfolk who were a good 20 years older than their pics! Not a great meet ... but such is Fab! |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol
We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest
Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.
I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out "
I like that tactic.high 5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.
I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age."
I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..
Oi I'm in Colchester not my fault I come under East Midlands
This has been raised with admin for many years to no avail, it's like why can't East Anglia have their own district etc.
P.S. My Cloud Cuckoo Land is Derby
Derby is a nice place and I think Colchester is too.... As I'm here lol.
I'm deff in Essex / East Anglia
Gotta love an Essex gal, do you speak like Denise van Outen? "
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Better lol |
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"The best ones are here who say there athletic and show pics from 15 years ago lol
We had that. Annoyed us too. Why can't people be honest
Because they think we are either desperate or stupid! Or both! Plus for some people, they think that if they tell the same lies over and over again, with enough conviction, they will become facts.
I actually enjoy stringing the liars along now. And seeing how long it takes them to realise I've sussed them out "
There's a difference between telling white lies, i.e. I once met Andrew Ridgley on a surfboarding holiday in 1996, which no one can prove otherwise, or saying that they've got an Arnie physic and live in a mansion in the Alps with several mountain goats and a Lambourghini |
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon.. "
I think you can class Colchester as East Mids.. it's certainly not East Angular |
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"People who state that they live in the East Midlands, I know that fab thinks that it's only slightly smaller than Asia, but Colchester ffs, c'mon..
I think you can class Colchester as East Mids.. it's certainly not East Angular "
Bugger off, what map are you looking at! Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire, Leicestershire perhaps, but Essex doesn't even come close to the radar |
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"The non smoker who was fagging away in his pics and the one who insisted that the room in the pic was in the uk when it had American plug sockets...."
And the ‘non smokers’ with veris thanking them for a ‘cheeky fag’.
The age thing: the time we met a couple who were younger than us by about 5 years on their profile, but when we met them at their’s (after a social), his birthday cards said ‘50’ - about 7 years older than on his profile. Ending up older than me! Then asked us for our ‘real’ ages. Our ages are correct on our profile.
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guy telling me how he remembered the winter of 1963 when according to his profile he hadn't been born for another three years. Also the 60 year old man who claimed he'd listed his age as 48 to "hide his identity" |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.
I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age.
I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's "
Mid 30s tends to be the fake age of a few profiles. |
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The "woman" who contacted me in the hope of having anal fun but who's photos were clearly shot in the USA and could be reverse searched to a modelling/porn site. Whey challenged "she" admitted being a he but was still desperate for me to play with his arse.
The usual men who say they're part of a couple but the wife is always out at work or working away from home... Funny how all the couple's pics are of a man wanking and either selfies or webcam pics.
The joys of ticking "bi-curious" on fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "woman" who contacted me in the hope of having anal fun but who's photos were clearly shot in the USA and could be reverse searched to a modelling/porn site. Whey challenged "she" admitted being a he but was still desperate for me to play with his arse.
The usual men who say they're part of a couple but the wife is always out at work or working away from home... Funny how all the couple's pics are of a man wanking and either selfies or webcam pics.
The joys of ticking "bi-curious" on fab. "
Even if you have your profile as straight they will still try the same thing |
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By *.W CPL OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Age has got to be the biggest lie people tell on here.
I've met a few guys who have admitted to lying about their age.
I had a man message me claiming to be 37... He was in his early 50's "
Well I am 37 but due to having kids and stressful job I look like I'm nearly 50 lol |
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