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over a year ago
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"Especially when I sneeze
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HA! Your legs have never been closed"
Doofus
I came out of the womb feet first I'll have you know and they had to squish them together so that's egg on your face
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Especially when I sneeze
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HA! Your legs have never been closed
Doofus
I came out of the womb feet first I'll have you know and they had to squish them together so that's egg on your face
P"
Bet you came out doing the vertical splits you sshhllaaaagggg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Especially when I sneeze
P
HA! Your legs have never been closed
Doofus
I came out of the womb feet first I'll have you know and they had to squish them together so that's egg on your face
P
Bet you came out doing the vertical splits you sshhllaaaagggg"
I developed the skill of handstanding legs akimbo so I can have standy uppy sex. Too short otherwise. All he has to do is flop it in and doesn't even need an erection. Winner
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When I need a wee yes! Like trying to get from the car with a weeks food shop into the house, bladder threatening to burst on the footpath. I cross my legs and do a walk/skip/shuffle combo to the front door
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