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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

"Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts "

That’s fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't buy betamax..

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Join fab on your 40th birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts "

Oh what did they say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drink less, exercise more.

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Your future is not good. Terminate not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax.. "

I spot a pratchett fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts

Oh what did they say?"

You don’t want to know

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

(Ray) Buy more property

Don't move to Worcester

Enjoy your hair while you can

Buy veet sensitive and not the normal kind

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

"Don't buy betamax.. "

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The first winning lottery number is 3, 5, 14, 22, 30, 44

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn’t snow yellow!

So don’t eat it!!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Write a book about a young wizard who studies at Pigwarts or somefink

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"(Ray) Buy more property

Don't move to Worcester

Enjoy your hair while you can

Buy veet sensitive and not the normal kind

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lol at the hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

I spot a pratchett fan

Ahhh yes I am.. one of the originals I like to think..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Really, that's interesting.i had no idea.

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Ray) Buy more property

Don't move to Worcester

Enjoy your hair while you can

Buy veet sensitive and not the normal kind

lol at the hair

Yep three things I'll inherit from my fathers side of the family: wealth, male pattern balding and prostate cancer!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The business management course is a waste of time. And things always work out for you no matter how dark it looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Fun fact, the reason VHS took off and Betamax didn't, is because the porn indusry decided to use VHS

The more you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

It would say get your arse over to Kilkenny. Pronto.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Fun fact, the reason VHS took off and Betamax didn't, is because the porn indusry decided to use VHS

The more you know

I'm stashing that bit of random knowledge in the "you never know it may come in useful" section

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In 2016 Leicester City will win premier league.. put £50 on them at start of season at 4000 to 1.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

To keep all my Star Wars toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In 2016 Leicester City will win premier league.. put £50 on them at start of season at 4000 to 1.

This!!

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

(Ray)

Don't eat celery it's not worth the effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!"

But then you'll be arrested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to liverpool now you mug

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Fun fact, the reason VHS took off and Betamax didn't, is because the porn indusry decided to use VHS

The more you know

Isn't it the same reason that the Internet took off in people's homes? Porn

You can charge people to look at naughty pics but they don't need to leave home to get them any more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In 2016 Leicester City will win premier league.. put £50 on them at start of season at 4000 to 1.

If you put a fiver on Leicester City to win, brexit to go through and Trump to win presidency. You would be a millionaire

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

I'd tell myself to cut the hair off - it doesn't suit you and is therefore not a good look - and try not to be so uptight, don't worry so much about money and socialise more. Especially with women

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax.. "

Why not ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after"

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

Why not ?"

I think you had to be there !

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work

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By *uffnsmovCouple over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

Ignore the checkout girl in the DIY store, with a short skirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get yourself on fab ASAP!!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Listen and learn whilst at school

And don’t go in the green house with my uncle Dave

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Listen to your gut earlier than you should... it’s never wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re doing the right thing, trust yourself, you have the ability.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Don't go on that holiday to Ibiza ando spend your R&R on buying that new flat for £20K as your Mum suggested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t wank for a few days before your first visit to chams

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work"

Good advice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every decision you've made do the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're wrong; have sex with who ever you like

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Don't write that letter to Jim l fix it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts

Oh what did they say?

You don’t want to know

Okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't write that letter to Jim l fix it "

And Greta says we've stolen her childhood !

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

(ray) Pay attention when she tells you your safety word

Apparently the word Obergine was an option and not the way out

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Lots of stuff about how to relate to women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Dont be afraid to try the things you want to try'

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By *enstepMan over a year ago

newcastle

Move abroad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move abroad. "

This.. but stay abroad. I moved back

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Dont listen to the voices in your head, it is full of shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"
love forever or not at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Sony being greedy betamax was way better than vhs but jvc didn't want cash for the licence whereas typically Sony wanted to make money

Oh and marry for love not ease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work"

Omg so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not stay with him. Walk away.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Don't do it just fucking don't. Tosser never lissons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(ray) Pay attention when she tells you your safety word

Apparently the word Obergine was an option and not the way out

Gave me a giggle.

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By *heshire DilfMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Don't be lazy and do the dissertation you were given. Complete it and you'll invent something called YouTube. Still haunts me that decision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do not stay with him. Walk away. "

A lot of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Drink less, exercise more. "

And eat that slice of cake

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

Never kiss a chicken on the lips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't do it, could apply to a lot of instances.

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple over a year ago

Llantarnum

I would say, guess what you're bisexual and the women you thought were just being friendly could of been a whole lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy your life and have as much fun as possible .

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

You're not a bad looking lad, have a bit more confidence!

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By *otrockWoman over a year ago

Essex

When your mum says he's know good for you listen.

Mothers always know.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Fun fact, the reason VHS took off and Betamax didn't, is because the porn indusry decided to use VHS

The more you know

I'm stashing that bit of random knowledge in the "you never know it may come in useful" section

The porn claim is a bit of a myth and can’t be substantiated.

Technically, it was more to do with licensing as Sony were their usual short sighted self and wanted to retain rights to control production of tape stock & machines (same as Mermory Stick Pro and UMD discs- which worked out well too). Betamax decks were also way more expensive than VHS- which also had a longer recording time, Betamax couldn’t carry a full length movie on a single tape at first- VHS could.

Eventually, consumer power is what killed it off Betamax, more people owned cheaper VHS machines, more films were available on that format so it finally won.

Betamax was further developed in to its original intended use, Broadcast media to replace the aging U-matic system- first as Betacam, then Beta Sp and finally Digibeta (horrifically expensive machines- I sold a used one years ago to a dealer for £16k

)

The question is, who still owns either?

(I still have VHS and only sold my U-matic & Beta SP decks this year

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never kiss a chicken on the lips "

Let me guess it doesn't turn into a prince

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You're not a bad looking lad, have a bit more confidence!"

I'm say the same. Be more confident in yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work"
maybe try for 45

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're not a bad looking lad, have a bit more confidence!

I'm say the same. Be more confident in yourself

Confidence is a good thing.

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

When she asks you to marry her. For fuck sake, Say no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When she asks you to marry her. For fuck sake, Say no."

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By *rallyFixated1Man over a year ago

tipton

It doesn’t matter what they think.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"You're not a bad looking lad, have a bit more confidence!

I'm say the same. Be more confident in yourself

It's there now but what a difference it would have been at 20 years old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When she asks you to marry her. For fuck sake, Say no."

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Really, that's interesting.i had no idea. "

VHS was the choice of most rental shops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the cars from the 90s

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work

Omg so true"

(Lou) Ain't it just

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna workmaybe try for 45 "

I'm 45 next year!!!

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) Dont get married until at least in 40's cos they ain't gonna work

Omg so true"

(Lou) or to find Ray sooner

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By *ndrew CareyMan over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Look before you leap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep the cars from the 90s

Why ?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

I would still have ignored it.

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Bulk buy Sailor Jerry - they're going to change the recipe.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

DTA, DON'T TRUST ANYONE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bulk buy Sailor Jerry - they're going to change the recipe."

Aww

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By *ourayloversCouple over a year ago

chesterfield

"(ray) Pay attention when she tells you your safety word

Apparently the word Obergine was an option and not the way out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(ray) Pay attention when she tells you your safety word

Apparently the word Obergine was an option and not the way out

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(ray) Pay attention when she tells you your safety word

Apparently the word Obergine was an option and not the way out

I don't get it

"
aubergine lol the secret word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't buy betamax..

It was vastly superior quality to VHS though- we were well and truley screwed over with that one!

Fun fact, the reason VHS took off and Betamax didn't, is because the porn indusry decided to use VHS

The more you know

Thanks for that

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By *assConductorMan over a year ago

the wild

Say yes more often. Courage Merry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?

Look before you leap"

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz"

No not at all. How did you clear yours up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz

No not at all. How did you clear yours up?"

Baby wipes

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz

No not at all. How did you clear yours up?

Baby wipes

Fuzz"

Ah, I used sandpaper.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz

No not at all. How did you clear yours up?

Baby wipes

Fuzz

Ah, I used sandpaper.

Thanks

Manually or did you use a sanding machine? You do the job either way

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When the barmaid in the local asks for your number, slap the bitch!

But then you'll be arrested

preferable to what would have come after

How is that itch? All cleared up?

Fuzz

No not at all. How did you clear yours up?

Baby wipes

Fuzz

Ah, I used sandpaper.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Ray) Buy more property

Don't move to Worcester

Enjoy your hair while you can

Buy veet sensitive and not the normal kind

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The business management course is a waste of time. And things always work out for you no matter how dark it looks"

Nice advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn’t snow yellow!

So don’t eat it!!"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"
never turn anyone down based on looks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?never turn anyone down based on looks "

I have to agree

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By *ustinCaseMan over a year ago

Winslow

Think twice before you actually do those things

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

When Jim fixes it for you to milk a cow, don't agree to the blindfold...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join Fab When You're 30. (So wish I joined sooner, there sure are some hot gems on here

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep the cars from the 90s

Why ?"
Some are worth a lot now compared to what I paid then

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By *r AmbassadorMan over a year ago

Dublin

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"
stay a boobs man

Do not

I repeat DO NOT become a bum man

And save yourself 1 house and 46K,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

balls deep - every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't cycle home from your vasectomy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanting sex with lots of different men and women does not make you a bad person. It doesn't matter what others think of you, you do what you want sexually.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join Fab When You're 30. (So wish I joined sooner, there sure are some hot gems on here

Don't think Fab was running in 2000, though if so I'd have joined it aged 22/23!

And doubtless been told I was too young by the majority, especially as I still looked about 16 then...

Given that some advice I'd have longed for getting later would have resulted in my not having my daughter, my advice instead in the summer of 2000 would have been "Save up a weeks wages rather than going on the piss with it and slap a bet on for both Middlesbrough and Fulham to have featured in a European final in the next ten years. The odds will get you your first house outright and a decent one at that. Remortgage that house or the one you've scaled up to in the summer of 2015 and whack it all on Leicester City to win the League."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a really tight corner on the back road out of your town, if your lucky you can bail out into the farmers field but take it easy champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Ask her out ffs!

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Don’t stay with him

Believe in what others tell you

Never put yourself down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say..

"Maaaaaaaate wazzzuuuuuuup!?

When it comes to your GCSE'S just go for it.. Art, Music, Drama, History, Geography, IT, English, Biology.. Rock the shit out of all of them.. fuck maths, fuck French and fuck the other sciences.. it's not you.

Don't worry about the shit people say about you, ever.. unless you brought it on yourself, then own it like a Boss. If you carry on being good you and trusting your own moral compass, you'll meet enough good eggs to not care about the bad ones.

These people won't care that you're bi, won't care you're shit at maths, won't care you're dopey as fuck, or a bit lazy.. because they trust you and can see you've a big heart and it's in the right place.

You are handsome, you've a nice enough physique, don't make that worse by smoking tobacco, eat your instead.

Be braver.. don't shy over a pretty face, don't dwell over shit you can't change, just learn the lesson and move on.

Be kind, any chance you get, but never stand for anyone else's bullshit. You're beholden to nothing, bar your own inner peace.

Be happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

more likely.. I'd send myself a gif of Rob Scneider saying "You can do it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Khan..

Preach it mate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Khan..

Preach it mate!

Peace and Blessings of Ghengis be upon you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?never turn anyone down based on looks

I have to agree

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when I think what I turned down as a young man ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear me

Don’t listen to the priests they are lying cunts "

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Yes Sam, they are threesomes!"

It seemed too good to be true at the time.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wear sunscreen..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t stay with him

Believe in what others tell you

Never put yourself down

I think a lot of us wish we could have told ourselves this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“the voices in my underwear”

schizolabia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“the voices in my underwear”

schizolabia?"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the vinyl records down step away from the turntables

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd play myself this

https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“the voices in my underwear”

schizolabia?

Omg

you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't shit in that cat litter

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Don't worry so much about what you think you "should" be doing. Be you!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'd say..

"Maaaaaaaate wazzzuuuuuuup!?

You are handsome, you've a nice enough physique, don't make that worse by smoking tobacco, eat your instead.

Be braver.. don't shy over a pretty face, don't dwell over shit you can't change, just learn the lesson and move on.

Be kind, any chance you get, but never stand for anyone else's bullshit. You're beholden to nothing, bar your own inner peace.

Be happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"more likely.. I'd send myself a gif of Rob Scneider saying "You can do it""

Cut his fucking head off

That's totally one of my fave gifs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Run away.

Go to Borneo and become a nanny for orphaned orangutans.

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

Spend more time with your parents they will be gone sooner than you think.

Never dye your hair, it's going to cost you a fortune for the rest of your life!

Keep your frigging legs closed!!

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Love yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont worry about a thing everything gonna be alright

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Don't buy that air pistol, paintballing is fun but the lads are wankers.

Keep cycling, you will regret it in the end.

Also crossdressing is fun thing to do, you have the figure for it.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr- go back about 20 years and walk into a bookies and ask what odds for Donald Trump to be president of the USA and BoJo to be prime minister and put every penny I had on it and if you dont get sectioned how fucking rich would I be now! Lol

Mrs- To believe in yourself and dont care what everyone else thinks or says

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Don't doubt yourself.

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"I'd play myself this

https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w

The bit about space at the end....hmmmm

Also did we have YouTube back then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the youngest you will ever be enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't join that well known popular dating site.

Don't punch that wall in teenage emotional frustration.

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

Stick at those guitar lessons and you have great voice.

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

The grass isn’t always greener on the other side, settle for what you have.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"In 2016 Leicester City will win premier league.. put £50 on them at start of season at 4000 to 1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't shit in that cat litter "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The future is yours. Ignore this letter and go make it what you want it to be....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The future is yours. Ignore this letter and go make it what you want it to be...."

Good advice.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

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By *aveed74Man over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"

Don't hesitate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't.... Just don't

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

Have more confidence and if you don't, force yourself and fake it, you'll eventually learn it.

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

"Don't.... Just don't "

I'm glad you did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a lazy cunt. It didn't work out well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just end it now mate , there is nothing to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spent more time learning make up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say?"
save that money you made, stop trying to impress females and so called mates because they're not going to pay your bills in the future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just do what you want, you never listen to advice anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't.... Just don't "

Don't what ?

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sell them Gary Glitter LPs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you could write a note to your younger self. What would it say? save that money you made, stop trying to impress females and so called mates because they're not going to pay your bills in the future "

This is so very true.

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By *attb179Man over a year ago

London

"Stop trying to impress people who don't give a fuck about you"

I'd say this to myself 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Stop trying to impress people who don't give a fuck about you"

I'd say this to myself 10 years ago"

I'm sure a lot would say the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Stop trying to impress people who don't give a fuck about you"

I'd say this to myself 10 years ago

I'm sure a lot would say the same."
i wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your teeth will fall out if you eat sweeties

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