Some bloke in the supermarket said I was a 'stupid cow' after I got the last of the paper mushroom bags..... odd how I am stupid and he's the one with no bag for his mushrooms 
As I walked off I leant in behind him and softly yet clearly said 'twat'... there's something satisfying about saying the word twat when you draw it out... twwwwwwwwwwwwat. |
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"Some bloke in the supermarket said I was a 'stupid cow' after I got the last of the paper mushroom bags..... odd how I am stupid and he's the one with no bag for his mushrooms
As I walked off I leant in behind him and softly yet clearly said 'twat'... there's something satisfying about saying the word twat when you draw it out... twwwwwwwwwwwwat."
You do make me fucking laugh |
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"Some bloke in the supermarket said I was a 'stupid cow' after I got the last of the paper mushroom bags..... odd how I am stupid and he's the one with no bag for his mushrooms
As I walked off I leant in behind him and softly yet clearly said 'twat'... there's something satisfying about saying the word twat when you draw it out... twwwwwwwwwwwwat."
I'd have loved to have seen that
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A super market without bags . where was that ,just incase i need to take my own . was that the same man who hit the back of my leg with his trolly . he was a twat aswell |
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"Some bloke in the supermarket said I was a 'stupid cow' after I got the last of the paper mushroom bags..... odd how I am stupid and he's the one with no bag for his mushrooms
As I walked off I leant in behind him and softly yet clearly said 'twat'... there's something satisfying about saying the word twat when you draw it out... twwwwwwwwwwwwat."
Especially up here in the north east where I know how much offence is taken to being called one.  |
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